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BachelorTrek

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  1. "Don't watch The X-Files alone!" was always the tagline. Lulz.
  2. Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition #98: "Every man has his price."
  3. I hope Moore has fun not being thrown to in The Big Slow Ten!
  4. You, Sir, are describing a situation like Nolan Ryan when he was at Alvin High School. He was so wild pitching 100+ mph (Nolan even admitted he'd get the urge to pitch sidearm sometimes, too.) back then that some batters would tell the ump that they were "scared" to get in the batter's box because, "He's gonna hit me!" Lulz. Nolan even wanted to come to pitch for Bibb Falk at Texas, too! He was late to practice one day, the day that happened to be the day before his start in a game that would have Bibb Falk's scout (who had heard the stories of Nolan's stuff) in attendance. As punishment, his head coach made Nolan run laps around the perimeter of the baseball diamond -- Nolan did that until he collapsed in the heat and puked. Nolan started the next day's game, with the Texas baseball scout watching, but was still shaky from his previous day's punishment, so his stuff was ordinary, and he got rocked. Bibb Falk's scout reported back to Austin and told Coach Falk, "He ain't nothin' special!" FFS That's how Nolan Ryan missed out on a baseball scholarship to Texas, and who knows what an impact he would have made on The Forty Acres. Instead Nolie started his MLB career straight out of high school in the Mets organization.
  5. They still want DP to be Texas' coach.
  6. Actually, there's a better named place in that area for this purpose about 45 miles away from Snook. It's even on 290...... LEDBETTER! Lulz.
  7. Yep! Even with the typos! Lulz
  8. I fondly remember when some classmates of mine did that, too! Lulz
  9. It's great to know your posts are being read! And while you're reading, aggy..... SCOREBOARD! FUCK YOU, aggy! FUCK all your little silly fake-military-school (you're just another ROTC) imaginary dogmas, FUCK your fans, you , FUCK your ripoff of Japanese Obon, FUCK your entire creation!! Did you read all that? CAN you read all that? Are your coloring books and crayons all used-up already? Now go post it in texags like good little Hopeless Minions that have no source of happiness other than to define their lives with, than waking up each morning to "hate Texas" -- so that little Billy DUMBSHIT FAT FUCK Liucci can go delete it BEFORE IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS! /rant - Needed to be done, since they claim to read! Lulz
  10. They've already deleted the thread. THE NARRATIVE MUST BE MAINTAINED! Lulz
  11. "I can't hear you with all this money in my ears!"
  12. On the bottom of their heels, Singapore-style! Lulz.
  13. I have multiple friends in Spain in both Barcelona and Madrid, but they all hate McD. Lulz.
  14. With that set of snarky names, I'm surprised there's not a "YOUR MOM LLC" in the mix. Lulz.
  15. If you're not going to say it, then why should anyone care? Lulz.
  16. You mean the banging frog coeds stuff? Has already been on here someplace, and it's old news.
  17. Bobby and Gerry from OTF said DP used NIL money to make non-scholarship and partial-scholarship players whole as if they had a full scholarship, instead of going after big portal and/or recruiting targets with NIL money. Bad idea!
  18. Pooooooooooooooooooooor aggy!
  19. Dad knew and went to school with (at Blinn) multiple members of that family.
  20. All Schlosses are not The Same! Go put on your ga-Schlosses! All your Schlosses are belong to us! Lulz.
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