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BachelorTrek

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  1. I can't wait to beat Jawja's entitled ASS so that the national sports media can claim that JAWJA SUCKS, TOO! Lulz.
  2. Myopic "This Is Fine!" Bullshit analysis on Mobilehoma's radio post-game right now. Post-game call-in comedy gold about to happen. https://player.listenlive.co/34551/en/show/7
  3. That's what those yankee Northerner shits we let in this state say.
  4. Domestic violence calls will be up tonight across Mobilehoma and with their transplants living in Texas. Lulz.
  5. It's the Fabulous Sports Whale reincarnated! Lulz.
  6. Mobilehoma post-game call-in radio for MOAR comedy gold! https://player.listenlive.co/34551/en/show/7
  7. BEAT THE HELL OUTTA OU!
  8. He gonna get KILLED by SEC opponents during the rest of the season. That dancin' shit won't be tolerated in SEC games playing non-Texas SEC opponents, especially when Mobilehoma ain't playing Texas to get them emotionally up for the game. Hawkins WILL GET PLANTED.
  9. BIG SLOW TEN FOREVER!!
  10. That was their plan for us, another Jason White QB out of nowhere that we didn't plan for, until the rockietoppers pushed in their shit and forced him in that game. Believe me, playing Hawkins first against rockietoppers and not first out of nowhere against us, and not anything else, is what Mobilehoma will blame this loss on.
  11. OK, Defense! Let's get the fucking ball back!
  12. Texas makes millions off of hatred by Stupid opponents who buy Texas gear only to turn it upside-down/wear it INCORRECTLY. TEXAS laughs ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! Lulz.
  13. Contracts 101, lawyers?
  14. No need for the white-kryptonite reference. Cruel and unusual. Lulz.
  15. Fucking-A! Gunnar Helm for All-American! TOUCH FUCKING DOWN, TEXAS!
  16. Finally caught Mobilehoma holding our wideouts, and it's on a play we decline it. FFS
  17. Doesn't matter. Fucking WIN THE GAME! ANY COST!
  18. The last one was sideways, and they had a damn linebacker covering Bond and we can't house that..... WHAT ARE WE DOING, SARK?
  19. Now comes the fucking 15 MINUTES OF GODDAMN COMMERCIALS because of the end of the quarter. FFS
  20. Fucking Mobilehoma playing out of their minds. THEY WERE HAMMERED SHIT THE WHOLE REST OF THE SEASON, DAMMIT!
  21. Bond slipped on the fucking slippery painted 50-yard-line logo when you watch the iso on Bond camera.
  22. You're not @GreenspointTexas! Lulz.
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