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  1. Nor middle-aged twin women with identical bob haircuts sitting together first row directly behind home plate. Was this "Twins Night" at Listeria Ballpark? Lulz.
  2. I'm still not convinced he was out at 3B. The tag looked like it was applied after Galvan's hand was on 3B. I hate it when the blue pull the "well, the throw beat him, so I'm calling him out no matter what!" BS on tag-plays.
  3. Augie would say that about baseball, too-- something along the lines of "the baseball gods are weird." It's funny that I don't remember Coach Gus saying any version of that.
  4. And without the season-opening series with Hardin-Simmons! Lulz.
  5. And once they burn that hopium, it turns to copium! Lulz.
  6. aggy won't play against rokeetops-complacency the rest of the season, so nah. Lulz.
  7. And aggy has jumped ahead of the rokeetops, 3-0 in game #2 today.
  8. GREAT win! Torched their bullpen. SWEEP their asses tomorrow! Hook'Em Horns!
  9. IDGAF if it's gatech guy, he's not from Texas. Why can't we have a TEXAS announcer, not someone who cheered for jawja during the broadcast?
  10. It's even worse with a jawja-homer doing the TV play-by-play for Texas SEC Network Plus games.
  11. No replay on that supposed caught-stealing. FUCK DISNEY!
  12. It was repeated ad nauseum that he'd play baseball while participating in football spring practice meetings as much as possible.
  13. They found 1 jawja fattie in the crowd, and that counts as a "large contingent"? Lulz. 3B umpire is full of shit -- bat didn't cross the plate, so that was "No swing."
  14. Chased 2 of their shitty bullpen pitchers this inning with 5 runs, and they could still get a bigger crooked number than this! Go Horns!
  15. They gonna put Flores on with a 3-0 count?
  16. Why aren't you excited? Who pissed in your beer?
  17. Mobilehoma just rolled over and played dead for the tiger-droppings, 10-2.
  18. JAWJA MEEKLY LOSES ON A TWIN-KILLING! HOOK’EM HORNS! GREAT 5-1 WIN, LONGHORNS! POUND THEM AGAIN TOMORROW!
  19. Simple. You can't spell STUPID without U, T, P, & D. That BS never changes. Lulz.
  20. Found the link: https://www.secsports.com/bsbreports
  21. Does jawja baseball have any injuries coming into this weekend? I can't find last week's injury reports on the convoluted SEC site.
  22. Which delusion is this by aggy? By wearing red/white/blue because they imagine they're "America's team" or something? Lulz.
  23. If that number was "90125", had references to "Leave It" and "Yes" in it, that would've gotten some chuckles.
  24. You're the yankers fan. So who's the Moron, Moron?
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