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BachelorTrek

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  1. Scour Australia for a punter from the high school seniors playing footy. For my money during my life, the toe-punching placekickers were way more accurate. This disease of unpredictable soccer-style kicking INSANITY just HAS. TO. STOP.! With toe-punchers, the damn ball goes where to you point your foot. It's so goddamned simple. It's not a fucking golf swing, it's a football field goal, and toe-punching field goals brings CERTAINTY. Isn't that what you want?
  2. Soccer-style kickers and their fucking unpredictable placekicking! FFS
  3. aggy thinks they can bust a big YAC to the house on the passes to the sidelines, but Texas D tackles and shuts the door on that shit.
  4. FINISH THEM!!
  5. If Texas goes up 21-zip, cue the Emergency Looch! Lulz.
  6. Rut-roh! Scooby got smoked on that dime to Wingo! Lulz.
  7. SHADDUP ELKO, YOU FAT BASTARD FUCK!
  8. They stopped Arch from running for another touchdown, so "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" in sheep-fucker thinking! Lulz.
  9. TOUCHDOWN TEXAS! FUCK aggy!
  10. Redundant. Gimpy gimp. Lulz.
  11. Fucking grounding not called by refs! Not outside the tackle-box. Not next to a WR.
  12. Nice tongue, there, ginger-babe. Lulz.
  13. Longhorn radio play-by-play is like 2 minutes behind the ABC feed. FFS
  14. bean state lost to Oregon this season, too, so 2 losses now.
  15. Playing in the purple-unis confusion. Lulz.
  16. Va tech game was handed to them by sucky/crooked refs, so not a surprise on the karma.
  17. Heupel keeps winning, gets the rockytoppers in the CFP, and Mobilehoma commentators, during Mobilehoma's shitty season, still badmouth him. They still hold grudges up there, so seems like No for Lincoln as well, and Lincoln fucked Mobilehoma over on his way out, too. But Mobilehoma should EMBRACE MEDIOCRITY. Lulz.
  18. I hated every goddamned time that cocksucker Pete Rose spiked the baseball at first base after he'd catch each 3rd-out there.
  19. Yes, he's Fired. Maybe they're trying to manage portal impacts by having time to talk to all players before their portal open for 30 days when he's officially "fired."
  20. Orange slices for ERRBODY regardless! #FUPM Lulz.
  21. Generation X ain't boomers.
  22. Peer-pressure: If he DIDN'T dance, he'd be razzed by teammates for not dancing. It's just like this junk with players who celebrate after every play, regardless of the score or whether they're playing in a meaningless game or not.
  23. It's so nice that the condom-men decided to roll over and play dead for neuter dumb so the rest of us in the playoffs have to deal with them and their cheating/paid-off refs in the CFP. FUCK neuter dumb!
  24. A lot of "T-spins" required to save that Predicament! Lulz.
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