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BachelorTrek

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  1. Blue was shot out of a cannon! LFG Touchdown Texas!!
  2. They scouted that reverse, but their guy in the backfield can't tackle. Lulz.
  3. Dabo mopes back and forth on the sidelines like a little fucking spoiled child.
  4. There seem to be more breaks and each commercial break is longer than the regular season.
  5. The Texas game is forecasted to be the only game NOT played in freezing (lower than 32°F) temperatures of the 4 1st Round CFP games (neuter-dumb already had their sub-32°F game last night). AccuWeather predicts a sunny day for the Texas game today with a high temperature of 60°F.
  6. Plus, the refs will call the Holding JAWJA does when they play neuter-dumb because neuter-dumb ALWAYS gets the refs to give them favorable calls. CAN'T WAIT to see Kirby's fat ass blow up at the refs, to no avail, for calling JAWJA for the Holding they've been fucking getting away with ALL SEASON! Lulz.
  7. BachelorTrek

    Soft

  8. You notice the CFP is able to get the exact shade of color they want on our field, but in addition to banning Bevo so Dr. Pepper can have its inflatable barrels for its Dumbass throwing competition, the SEC championship in Atlanta put fucking rockytoppers bright orange on the field instead of our burnt orange color last week. Fuck them! Mudhole clemPson!!
  9. FIFY
  10. Very close to da BANN.
  11. BachelorTrek

    Soft

  12. Wait a second! You're not @GreenspointTexas! Lulz.
  13. Christ, next thing I see they'll be some guy from TLC (Texas Lutheran College in Seguin) landing in the SEC! Lulz.
  14. Hope he enjoys "life" in The Hub City! Lulz.
  15. If they drop a punt Saturday, I'm going to laugh so hard! Lulz.
  16. Pizza Classics pizzas, or those 20-inch Gumby's pizzas..... so good!
  17. Ah-ha! You never found the magic 2nd-floor Jester athletes' breakfasts that I did. Breakfasts fit for a king.
  18. You must be confusing your rehab for the rehab that I've never had. Lulz.
  19. I heard a hilarious story about a guy that flipped out, grabbed the fluorescent tube bulbs from the hallway lights in Jester, would shout, "I AM ZEUS! FEEL MY LIGHTNING BOLTS!" and would proceed to chase people down the hallways and throw the fluorescent bulbs at people and doors/walls/anything, terrorizing anyone he came in contact with, in addition to having the broken glass shards/mercury/fluorescent-material everywhere from his antics. I don't think the UTPD caught him in the act, but after he stopped, everyone knew who it was, so he was first taken to be bitched-out by the Head Resident (the HR wanted their pound of flesh) before being expelled. Lulz.
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