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  1. 39 minutes ago, SamMan said:

    RE: Pitchers—Has anybody heard any more about that juco guy who throws 100 but is wild as fuck? I don’t recall the name. Is he still coming? That would be a nice guy for me to pin unrealistic expectations to this fall.

    You, Sir, are describing a situation like Nolan Ryan when he was at Alvin High School.

    He was so wild pitching 100+ mph (Nolan even admitted he'd get the urge to pitch sidearm sometimes, too.) back then that some batters would tell the ump that they were "scared" to get in the batter's box because, "He's gonna hit me!"  Lulz.

     

    Nolan even wanted to come to pitch for Bibb Falk at Texas, too!

    He was late to practice one day, the day that happened to be the day before his start in a game that would have Bibb Falk's scout (who had heard the stories of Nolan's stuff) in attendance. 

    As punishment, his head coach made Nolan run laps around the perimeter of the baseball diamond -- Nolan did that until he collapsed in the heat and puked.

    Nolan started the next day's game, with the Texas baseball scout watching, but was still shaky from his previous day's punishment, so his stuff was ordinary, and he got rocked. 

    Bibb Falk's scout reported back to Austin and told Coach Falk, "He ain't nothin' special!"  FFS

     

    That's how Nolan Ryan missed out on a baseball scholarship to Texas, and who knows what an impact he would have made on The Forty Acres.

    Instead Nolie started his MLB career straight out of high school in the Mets organization.

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  2. 29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    Good job, @Wulaw Horn:

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    It's great to know your posts are being read! 

    And while you're reading, aggy.....

    SCOREBOARD!

    FUCK YOU, aggy!  

    FUCK all your little silly fake-military-school (you're just another ROTC) imaginary dogmas, FUCK your fans, you , FUCK your ripoff of Japanese Obon, FUCK your entire creation!!

    Did you read all that?

    CAN you read all that?

    Are your coloring books and crayons all used-up already?

    Now go post it in texags like good little Hopeless Minions that have no source of happiness other than to define their lives with, than waking up each morning to "hate Texas" -- so that little Billy DUMBSHIT FAT FUCK Liucci can go delete it BEFORE IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS!

     

    /rant - Needed to be done, since they claim to read!  Lulz

     

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  3. 3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Yeah, this never stops being fun. The last paragraph is my favorite, though. Allow me to translate from hillbillyese:

    We have to point out that we're pissed we were kept entirely in the dark about this, so we're going to mention it while ignoring the ramifications that everyone kept us in the dark becuase we're tempermental, immature children. That being said, the message that if we didn't vote to let Texas in with every other member league the next vote would be to kick us the fuck out was received loud and clear. So yeah, let them in, we guess. But we are terribly vexed!

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    Lulz

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  4. 2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    I was told 10 @3.5 per on Schloss last week

    I was told that Pierce is a jackass that everyone hates and would never do what he was supposed to do at Texas winning wise.

    Also- I think there might be a couple rumors you hear coming out of college station about Schloss if he moves on. I'm very interested to see what their reaction is and if they say some of this stuff. I'm damn sure not going to be the first guy to go public with it, especially if he ends up at UT- but if it gets out and becomes a thing I will confirm that's what I'm talking about here.

    I think at the end of the day money blah blah blah tradition, CDC, blah blah blah- it won't be about any of that- if he moves it's just because he doesn't like aggy and feels about them like most on this board do.  

    These are 3 different people- all of whom know things but are not connected to UT in any official capacity.  Nor are they connected to IT- for those that know I sponsor some shit over there- this is independent of anything they are saying. 

     

    You mean the banging frog coeds stuff?  Has already been on here someplace, and it's old news.

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  5. 2 minutes ago, Viper said:

     

    Any stories or comments about how Pierce handled NIL? What would we expect the next coach to do differently?

    Bobby and Gerry from OTF said DP used NIL money to make non-scholarship and partial-scholarship players whole as if they had a full scholarship, instead of going after big portal and/or recruiting targets with NIL money. Bad idea!

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  6. 1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

    Well, he’s from Brenham where Germania is headquartered so that’s a pretty good bet of where he’ll be working after tonight 

    Dad knew and went to school with (at Blinn) multiple members of that family.

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