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BachelorTrek

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  1. Grand Salami for Galvan! This ESPN+ broadcast "Gus" whatitsface fuckstick "color commentator" needs to shut his piehole telling everyone his strategies to "spoil Texas pitching" for the rest of this weekend into mid-week games this next week. This goddamned jihad Bullshit is why we are SO HAPPY to end the Gravy-Train and leave these Shits behind, Forever! Enjoy Oblivion, Fuckfaces!
  2. Great 1st inning -- way to put up a crooked number out of the gate. That 3rd-base play was safe by a lot. That 3B ump sucks. Now it's time to get them out and fucking step on the gas!
  3. #FloridaMan. Lulz.
  4. Did some voodoo shaman perform a curse ritual and point an animal bone at the Boeing HQ in Arlington, VA? Cursed! Lulz.
  5. I hope that's TEXAS students-only!
  6. Ha! The gamecast is ahead of the radio call on 1300AM KVET in Austin.
  7. Yep! All the SEC baseball games today are on my U-Verse app marked as "SEC+". I didn't pay any extra for that. This includes aggy wearing red-white-and-blue uniforms (????) while playing the Wagner Seahawks that appear to be wearing dark-green Mark-Mangino-style loose-shiny-satin-pants. My eyes! My eyes! Lulz.
  8. Including the car Eric Dickerson was given by aggy, then promptly took the car and signed with the phonys. Lulz.
  9. If we bring back the Helium-3 from the moon to fuel new nuclear fusion reactors, I'll be here for it. Lulz.
  10. "Surf Nazis Must Die" Lulz. That reminds me that supposedly, for a long time, the guilty pleasure of all the astronauts/cosmonauts serving on The ISS was watching "Tank Girl" together. Lulz.
  11. If that's fence, I wonder how quickly it goes away when Texas outfielders jack-up their wrists/shoulders/etc. careening into that fence.
  12. I'll be impressed if they have the NHL-level quick craftsmen ready and on-hand to replace broken plexiglass, which happens in NHL games all the time. Otherwise you suspend the game, OR the umps say, "Play-on!" and tell both benches, "Don't run through the wall there!" Lulz.
  13. Linktree links to the game. Not-So-Subtle hint at the starter tonight? Lulz. Anyone found tonight's lineup yet? It's not on The Texas Baseball Twitter/X, nor on TexasSports that I can find through the gamenotes/game-program/previews/blurbs.
  14. Dad was just telling me he was at that game, and how a Indiana LB took out the Texas starting QB (Bill Bradley) on a late-hit -- something I'm not surprised by, as it's something I've seen the Big-Slow-10 do a lot of over the years.
  15. Parking has never NOT been a bitch on The 40 Acres. Lulz.
  16. Per this On3 article that Bleacher Report just served me, "by 2026" is when the SEC goes to a 9-game conference schedule: https://www.on3.com/news/texas-athletics-director-chris-del-conte-confirms-sec-progressing-toward-nine-game-conference-schedule-by-2026-season/ Although saying "by 2026" leaves some doubt whether 2025 could go to 9-game conference schedule, too.
  17. That image is also in this short article (sourced to Jabba): https://footballscoop.com/news/powerpoint-slide-shows-texas-texas-a-m-rivalry-pettiness-is-back
  18. Just call him "Owl-man". Lulz.
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