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BachelorTrek

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  1. Except I don't see the "FIRE FRED" in white shoepolish on the back like so many did then! Lulz.
  2. Blow them away to make get this decided in the 1st half, then GET THE STARTERS OUT because piggy will start the cheapshot-intentional-injuries of star-players to cripple our ability to win a MNC, because that's the vindictive, evil fucksticks that they are. Again, if you're driving there, get someone to quickly stand in front of your Texas plates on your car, or these hayseeds may turn the gas pump off at your pay-at-the-pump and refuse to sell you gas.
  3. Time for Operation Pegasus, then!
  4. FOUND IT! Lulz.
  5. Mobilehoma official radio doesn't take calls when they lose anymore because they're pussies. So instead, here's a different Oklahoma City sports radio station that's about to take fans' calls on the Mobilehoma game (WWLS 98.1 FM, "the sports animal")...... https://player.thesportsanimal.com/
  6. And their cash-register for buyout stuff like that from BMDs like Mr. EZ Million aren't around anymore. Million's been dead 15 years now.
  7. Bought 2 years ago. Lulz.
  8. Mobilehoma taking it up the ass at Misery. Vulnerables must have pictures/videos of the Mobilehoma bored-of-regards with farm animals to keep his job. Lulz.
  9. Lulz
  10. ole piss eats the fine, and will rush the field. Lulz. FUCK JAWJA!!
  11. SEC refs NEVER call holding on JAWJA!
  12. That's it, gait-uh. Keep Napier. Embrace Mediocrity! Lulz.
  13. It's an Apple-display. You got somethin' against Apple computers?? /sarcasm Lulz.
  14. That Lagway-may-play deception really worked, didn't it......DIDN'T IT?? /sarcasm Lulz.
  15. Boatraced gait-uh! Now Tessitore makes gait-uh excuses, saying they're "undermanned" instead of being "undercoached". You can't cry "undermanned" in the SEC! No one cares!
  16. Boom! Weisner breaks gait-uh poor pursuit and he runs away for a check-down TD! Lulz.
  17. The quick-kick would explode minds on both sides of the ball and both fanbases. Lulz.
  18. Mmmmm, Katie George. She's not related to Phyllis George, but you could've fooled me! Lulz.
  19. gait-uh now trying to, "establish the run." Lulz.
  20. Boom! Now get the ball back, Defense!
  21. I always thought they were an item because she would show up very often (and not for some book/movie/play/achievement/award publicity reason) as a guest and flirt with Dave a bunch while being her beautiful, engaging, funny, entertaining self. She'd have a Seinfeld-style-interview (an interview about nothing) and banter with Dave and it was fun, he'd get her and the audience to roll laughing about whatever, and that was good content-- it worked. Maybe that's why she was a guest with Dave so much. Then again, maybe she just liked how Dave's freezing studio (for Dave's comfort, the studio lights on him made him overheated without having a cold studio) made her feel, or something. Lulz.
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