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- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Somebody on here already called him, "Jake" and not "Jack," so people will call him whatever they want, and Bob's your uncle. Lulz.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Phonetically, it's [BOH mis ter].- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
And futureman. Lulz.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
And RC kept saying Lechler was a "gud aggy". Lulz.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Correct. We stuffed his ass.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
"Bow Mister" is the pronunciation of the NHL hockey defenseman Jay Bouwmeester (no relation), so I bet you say it the same.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
Because you fucked yourself first, dipshit.- 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
https://www.footballdb.com/players/will-rogers-roger0149 He didn't play for 2 teams in the same season. The answer is still No. You can't play for 2 teams in the same college football season, not now, not then. Why do people keep asking this stupid shit?- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
FIFY- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
You may not remember this, but aggy did something like that already, at DKR, in front of everyone pre-game one year. They hid white spray-paint cans in their little corps-turds larp-stormtrooper costumes, and spray-painted some sort of junk on the Texas logo at the 50-yard line while hidden behind a wall of corps-turds so no one could see it unless there was a skycam at the game (there wasn't). When they walked away, you saw the result, and the Texas athletic department managers ran out there after a couple minutes with spray-cans of burnt orange paint to cover over what the corps-turds had done. IIRC, that was the last time aggy was allowed to do any pregame performance at DKR. That might have been the same year that aggy and Texas ended their agreement to let each other's cannons travel to both stadiums to be fired, but if it wasn't the same year, it was around the same time that sportsmanship also stopped. Speaking of petty, I knew one of their aggy band members (a dozen or so) that walked off the field during halftime for some commemoration performance (where both bands played together) that refused to perform on the same field with the Longhorn Band at DKR. Their band director was furious, kicked them all out of the aggy band on the spot, and told them to find their own ways home. The next day he told me he joined the little aggy stormtrooper corps (separate from the aggy band) because the corps leader hated the aggy band director and wanted to piss him off some more. Lulz.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Disgusting when CFP home games get turned into NCAA Baseball Regional-style neutral shit.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
These Morons have ignored Texas or bashed Texas when they bothered to mention them even last season, too. The few compliments they said were said very quickly and it must have hurt them so much to say because of their innate Texas-hatred. As with so many other Texas-haters this year, it's not that Texas is great, it's that every single team that Texas beats is a great team/CFP-contender/etc. BEFORE Texas beats them, and then these same teams Texas beats suddenly become dogshit AFTER (and because) Texas beats them. Then they say the only reason that "meh" Texas was able to beat them is because they sucked. clemPson is likewise being built-up as a world-beater team, and only after Texas dispatches them, they'll claim Texas is "no good," and clemPson imploded/gave-away-the-game/same-Mobilehoma-copium-horseshit. I can picture the future headlines now: "'Meh' Texas wins CFP/MNC, but they didn't earn it/it was handed to them/they're still 'no-good'/blah-blah!" Lulz.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
No idea. All this CFP tournament junk is completely new. I guess it's a third jersey, so who knows if the networks want color-on-color for CFP games like USC-UCRA do now? (ucla is intentionally misspelled if you remember the joke) Lulz.- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
My eyes may start to bleed if somehow clemPson wears the purple jerseys for the game with the matching-purple or bright-orange pants. Lulz.- SEC Refs Suck
Except the phantom "roughing the passer" call on Anthony Hill who went out of his way NOT TO HIT Carson Beck in the 1st half. https://www.on3.com/news/espn-rules-analyst-bill-lemonnier-calls-out-refs-for-roughing-the-passer-call-against-texas-on-carson-beck/- SEC Refs Suck
If JAWJA plays neuter dumb, they will suddenly find it's THEIR TURN to get the stick in the ass with bullshit calls against them. neuter dumb ALWAYS gets preferential refs treatment, and especially in this CFP scenario, extremely generous spots, etc., and watch for JAWJA's constant holding, DPIs, and late-hits/unnecessary-roughness will suddenly be called by the refs. neuter dumb isn't going to survive to the end anyway, so taking out JAWJA with the refs on nd's side will be fun to watch. That'll put JAWJA's ass in a sling, again, and I can't wait to see it! Lulz.- SEC Refs Suck
The broadcast/refs claimed Simmons was offside. It didn't seem clear to me his flinch even got him in the neutral zone.- Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
Paris, France? That's where toppled Middle East leaders go for a life of leisure.- Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
Much quicker than that. Al-jazeera and Reuters report than per 2 senior Syria officers that Assad has already left Damascus for destinations unknown.- 2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Carrie! Lulz.- SEC Refs Suck
Where do the refs get seeded in the CFP? - 2025 - *Transfer* P Jack Bouwmeester
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