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BachelorTrek

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  1. 2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    How do you all feel when a reliever fist pumps, screams and gestures when he records 1 of 27 outs 2 innings before the game is over?  

    I hated every goddamned time that cocksucker Pete Rose spiked the baseball at first base after he'd catch each 3rd-out there.

  2. Just now, ztejas said:

    Didn't he get fired? Are they letting him close the season out?

    Yes, he's Fired.

    Maybe they're trying to manage portal impacts by having time to talk to all players before their portal open for 30 days when he's officially "fired."

  3. Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

    I'll never understand these dudes dancing in the end zone after scoring a TD when they're out of the playoffs. "Let's dance since we have nothing to play for except pride in rivalry week!!!"

    Sure, play hard, don't give up, but dancing? Cone on, dude. Just hand the ball to the res and get back to the bench. 

    Peer-pressure: If he DIDN'T dance, he'd be razzed by teammates for not dancing.

    It's just like this junk with players who celebrate after every play, regardless of the score or whether they're playing in a meaningless game or not.

  4. 5 minutes ago, WBT said:

    35-21 ND on a pretty throw and catch

    It's so nice that the condom-men decided to roll over and play dead for neuter dumb so the rest of us in the playoffs have to deal with them and their cheating/paid-off refs in the CFP.

    FUCK neuter dumb!

  5. Why didn't WE get JAWJA to play like shit like this for our game with them in DKR?

    We would've beat this JAWJA team that (didn't) show up tonight like old-school Daniel Baker 92-0 nuked-from-orbit style.  FFS

  6. 7 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

    Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. 

    Collies are great dogs. Not so much as a mascot, but they're pretty damn great as companions. Smart as hell, too. Like, even smarter than CTJ. 

    Smooth collies shed a relatively less amount of hair than the rough collies (with long hair like Lassie and that aggy collie) do with the same high intelligence that I think are among the brightest dogs the with border collies, poodles, German shepherds, golden/Labrador Retrievers, etc., from my experience with them.

  7. Just now, Danimal said:

    Any hope Connor Weigman will play this game? That's my thanksgiving wish

    I bet aggy is hoping we don't plan for Weigman so they can pull the switcheroo that Mobilehoma wanted to do against us (with Hawkins), but Mobilehoma was forced to do it right before playing us because Arnold shit the bed against rockytop.

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    Edited by BachelorTrek

    2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

    What does the line open at for Saturday?

     

    Texas by 9?

    I just saw Texas by 6 from BR or CBS or somebody.

    My TheScore app says Texas by 3.5.

     

  9. 2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    Yea but Paw is about to get a lot of angry phone calls this week so I'll allow it.

    Fuck that shriveled old penis-head.

    He'll still say we're no good no matter who we beat.

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