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BachelorTrek

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  1. Yup! They'll claim "JAWJA SUCKS!" only because it was TEXAS who beat them. That's how the Texas Media-Hate-Machine works these days. FUCK THEM ALL!
  2. Often-wrong CJ Vogel, who showed up to the wrong Houston airport to fly to Meatchicken because he didn't know that Houston has TWO airports, is wrong again. Lulz.
  3. We already did that in the '50s..... it wasn't pretty, especially with orange jerseys, too. Lulz.
  4. “I had no idea the Girl Scouts were responsible for the crop circle phenomenon.”
  5. No, they'll claim aggy sucks and we're still meh, as predicted. Anyone we beat SUCKS, because they always say we're no good. They did this even when we had VY, because reggiebush, reggiebush, reggiebush in that 7-on-7 league that no longer exists.
  6. They let anyone walk on the field after the 45-13 ass-reaming we gave them in '83. I walked all over the aggy helmet logo they used to have on the center at the 50 yard line. They didn't stop anyone from going on the field. That field isn't special, sacred, hallowed, nor even merely important. It's just aggy's shitty little field. Hook'Em Horns! Full orange Tower for football in a LONG DAMN TIME right now tonight!
  7. EMERGENCY LOOCH!! HOOK’EM HORNS!! FUCK YOU, aggy!!
  8. aggy thought Ethan Burke was some scrub DE, didn’t block him, and dude displays his lacrosse strength in the 4th Down TFL!
  9. Tre just winds his way through traffic and he's money.
  10. Fake injury! aggy DB jumped on WR's back and rode him down. He ain't hurt.
  11. Sounds like he was babied at Southlake Carroll and no one fucking criticized his effort, mechanics, nor his fucking long hair.
  12. aggy will still be yelling about the Mukuba non-targeting as we gash them now. Lulz.
  13. Because of the extra-large corn-cob up his not-very-good pass-incapable running-only bad-QB ass! His commentary on any QB play is LAUGHABLE because he sucked as a QB. He was a glorified slow RB in The Big SLOW Ten! Lulz.
  14. They could always attempt to Emory Bellard him (hire him as head coach straight from Texas). But even when Bellard beat Texas and Royal with the aggy-wishbone, aggy STILL thought he was a "'sip" spy, never trusted him, and harassed him so much about it, they ran him off. The sheep-fuckers are Insanity personified. 1 2 3 fucking 4! Lulz.
  15. Scour Australia for a punter from the high school seniors playing footy. For my money during my life, the toe-punching placekickers were way more accurate. This disease of unpredictable soccer-style kicking INSANITY just HAS. TO. STOP.! With toe-punchers, the damn ball goes where to you point your foot. It's so goddamned simple. It's not a fucking golf swing, it's a football field goal, and toe-punching field goals brings CERTAINTY. Isn't that what you want?
  16. Soccer-style kickers and their fucking unpredictable placekicking! FFS
  17. aggy thinks they can bust a big YAC to the house on the passes to the sidelines, but Texas D tackles and shuts the door on that shit.
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