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gmr548

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  1. First pussy you've seen since the... Bush administration?
  2. South Austin's mom got a scholarship to MSU?
  3. Payton Thorne pick six, one of the least surprising phrases in college football.
  4. Just dropping in to say that the whole sequence where Sark took points off the board in a one score game in Q3, and then proceeded to call a 4th and 3 play Arch very clearly cannot execute, was one of the most hilariously bungled sequences I've seen on a football field in my lifetime. That reminded me briefly of why I was down on Sark for so long. The plus side is it's too funny to actually be upset. Any additional dooming is unwarranted. Sark is treating the game like a scrimmage and focusing on getting Arch reps, which I think is mostly fine notwithstanding the above. Similar to the BYU game last year. MSU is absolutely terrible and is not a threat to win this game even with how sloppy Texas has looked. They need to take a look at the run defense over the bye week. It's shown cracks all year and looks the worst it has all year today; fortunately MSU is not a threat anywhere else. That's going to cost them games down the line if they don't improve. Even playing sharper on offense, which I think we can safely assume upon Ewers's return, would help that in a complimentary football sort of way though. Let's get through this healthy and get on to Dallas.
  5. If the Bears think he's not any good he's probably a pro bowl caliber RB.
  6. Yed. Ted Cruz/Greg Abbott vs. Dan Patrick/Sid Miller Republicans buy basketball teams too.
  7. It a also assumed migration trends during COVID will remain in place, and at a similar pace to 2021-23. Not likely. Population decline in CA has leveled off. I don't think they are losing four EVs. And I don't think FL is going to keep up the pace. Also Texas will be solidly in the battleground state camp by 2032 with that kind of continued population growth, which I do think is more likely. Although the state government could disenfranchise en masse.
  8. Bet Georgia this weekend boys.
  9. That's cool but fuck Matt Barnes.
  10. Shut the frick up with that bullshite
  11. It's the aggy of Mississippi. How could that be anything but the expectation?
  12. Who's underrating that? That's the closest thing to a chalk, generic D vs R presidential election in the current landscape.
  13. This would constitute a Democratic EV win of the SEC footprint, which would be hilarious.
  14. Not a day goes by that I don't regret simply grifting MAGA for a living. The funny thing is I assume you're saying this from TX, which leads the nation in new renewable development by a wide margin and where the grid was effectively stabilized this year due to the expansion of wind/solar/battery infrastructure. Great intel. Thanks for sharing. One thing I'd add is that if your friend's confidence in MI (and WI by implication I assume), AZ, NV, and GA are correct, PA's actually not the tipping point. The election is already over if she turns out correct. Though I have a hard time imagining Harris underperforming among black men to the extent it costs her PA, while still winning GA.
  15. Okay sure but have you considered the fact that he is not white?
  16. As a dipshit, I take offense to being lumped in with those dipshits.
  17. This country is so fucked even if Harris wins.
  18. This is where you and mom turn to the kids and say "I want you guys to remember how crazy grandma sounds right now. This is what happens when you go down weird internet rabbit holes."
  19. Ewers isn't winning the Heisman because he played against ULM or losing out on it because he sat. "Heisman moment" is a phrase for a reason. His chances at that award will be based on his and the term's performance in three games, absent any complete clunkers: Oklahoma Georgia Texas A&M If he lights those three up he is in great shape and no one will remember he sat out a game or two against cupcakes in September. If he doesn't, ULM or Mississippi State highlights aren't going to save him.
  20. First Pimphand post? Week to week is the correct approach. We'll talk in circles about it on the board because there's nothing else to discuss but you just have to see how the injury heals and, if it becomes a pain tolerance thing, how the injury impacts Ewers's ability to play the position. The north star has to be having him ready for the OU game. Arch is a great talent but Quinn's experience and command of the offense is invaluable against Oklahoma and then of course Georgia.
  21. I think Kamala is actually better because she can get under his skin as a black woman in ways Pete could never dream.
  22. "This time guys! For realsies!" Yeah, no. Trump got crushed in prior debates with Clinton and Biden and it ultimately didn't matter. People will have moved on and those that want to find a way to do so will rationalize their Trump vote in any number of ways.
  23. That probably has more to do with being favored so goddamn much in recent history.
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