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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Marco put in charge of setting all the clocks to daylight savings time.
  2. I'm hearing Colt McCoy but bigger.
  3. That sounds like something Thomas Rankin of 1326 Breston Road in Fritters, Virginia who's into Vietnamese midget porn, stepsisters trapped helplessly in dryers, and New Zealand amateur lesbians would say.
  4. What kind of impact would Ivanka have if she came out and said "yes. my dad raped me?" Her brand would explode, that's for sure. I wonder if it would topple him.
  5. It's because they have our porn search histories.
  6. Pretty interesting stuff about Epstein's "suicide." At least, there's some stuff I didn't know, like the 5k that got deposited into one of the guard's accounts etc ... https://unpresidented.substack.com/p/still-think-jeffrey-epstein-killed As Maud said, "let me tell you something: the whole thing stinks to high heaven."
  7. The TexAgs thread on this is wild. They think Talarico will loose because he believes there are seven gender and because he's obviously gay or, to use their nomenclature, a "'mo."
  8. Trump: "I guess it would be illegal. Could you imagine? They spend millions and millions on a campaign. They're losing and they beg me for an endorsement. I give it, they win by 30 points, or they lose by 30 points. But either way, I would get paid. If I could sell that -- is there a way? Is there a way I can get paid for that, Marco?" FIFY.
  9. Yup. The only thing that seems to pierce the consciousness of Joe Schmoe Q Public is seeing flag-draped coffins roll out of the planes at Dover Air Force Base.
  10. Rumsfeld: "I can't tell you if the use of force in Iraq would last five days or five weeks or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last any longer than that." --- 2002 Hegseth: "it may or may not take four weeks, two weeks, six weeks. It could move up, it could move back." ---- 2026
  11. Horn Under a Bad Sign replied to a post in a topic in Cloak Room
    That reminds me of a comment made by one of my friends when W.R. "Bob" Pogue for congress for about his 22nd consecutive time in, I think, 1978. I knew he'd been a Pogue supporter in the past but this time he was supporting the challenger. I said "I thought you love Bob." He said, "I do. That's why I want him to retire, go home, drink lemonade, sit with his grandchildren, and watch the world go by."
  12. Well that would be one way of dealing with the debt ----- and the Mexicans.
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