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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Of course nobody knows fuck about shit, but carry on.
  2. By tomorrow morning, the number of active posters here will be 25% less.
  3. He looks/sounds high as a kite.
  4. Biden will be viewed by historians as one of our better presidents.
  5. There are Lynda Carter nudes out there, I'm told. They are real and they are spectacular, I'm told.
  6. I'm NOT saying that "Pairing a blocking TE with a better receiving TE is now a genius level innovation that could only be conceived by Cignetti!" What I meant is that I see posters moaning about taking this young man on some social media (Orangebloods, Twitter) because he's not sexy enough or isn't in the top-100 in ESPN's top-100 in the portal list. He's not on the lists, but he's got the profile of a kid that Cignetti would find and next year be one of his starters that would be among the three-star players that Cignetti's kicking ass with. All I've been hearing about Cignetti is that 70% of his starters are from the portal and most of them were (perceived) as diamonds in the rust when he found them at Ball State or wherever. This is a depth move with the possibility of being a foundational move, ala Cignetti.
  7. This is a Cignetti move on Sark's part. We needed a blocking tight end to pair with Townsend. Our 12 package just got better.
  8. Let's put him in the cell with Otis.
  9. Been a while since I've been to Boys Town. How much does a deep snapper go for?
  10. I watched One Battle After Another in the hopes that Perfidia would explose what must be a gorgeous set of tits ... but no. I can never have nice things.
  11. MAGA: Millions haven't died yet and Michigan boys are at home kidnapping illegals. Another Trump win, you libtard.
  12. Holy Cow ... Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to the current chimpanzees in charge.
  13. I'm beginning to believe that FIFA Peace Prize might not be a legitimate award.
  14. So is Trump going to invoke he Monroe Doctrine now and the U.S. military attack the U.S. military?
  15. I laughed at the first response.
  16. I prefer vodka because I like to be able to taste the vermouth. I also like chocolate martinis, and even cherry chocolate martinis. Essentially, if it's got alcohol, I like it.
  17. That drive was the closest I've seen to Vince since Vince. I can't remember a QB playing better on one drive. And he's a portal guy, as are all three of the other starting QBs left in the playoffs. Also, Georgian fans ain't happy with Bobo. Good to see that they're no different from us.
  18. And his dad's secretary is named Riker and Riker's dad's secretary was named Brock.
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