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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Are you going to provide "facts" that Hutson is dog shit or just continue to digitally splooge all over this thread?
  2. I'm guessing the federal residential solar tax credit ended for systems installed after Dec. 31, 2025 probably changes the solar calculations a lot. However, El Paso still has retail-rate net metering, and that pays off handsomely.
  3. Damn, Spitzer could have been an all-time great if he'd just kept his dick in his pants. He was/is so intelligent. He scored a 1590 on the SAT and had a perfect LSAT score. His father was worth 500 million when he died. His brother is a neurosurgeon and his sister is a very highly paid lawyer. Three kids, all geniuses.
  4. The State Department is spot on. I was at Phoenicia Bakery in Austin and there were a couple of middle eastern guys in there who were looking at me askance.
  5. I'm not sure exactly what you mean by "counting on solar to pay your mortgage," but I visited a friend in El Paso. I got there and his house was 73 degrees, seven degrees colder than I keep mine during the day. It turned out he'd put in a solar array and was producing more electricity than his house uses 9-10 months out of the year.
  6. LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory ICE agents in full tactical gear chased out of grocery store—by woman with a whistle. Leave empty handed—no kidnapping on her watch. "Show your warrant!" she yells. "Kidnappers! No warrant!" Incident occurred inside Manolo Farmers Market in El Cajon, California. 7:43 PM · Jul 19, 2026
  7. LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory MAGA man ready to call ICE on Hispanic neighbor—walking by on public sidewalk. "Bye little Mexicans!" he yells. "You're illegal, go back home!" "Trump said I can do anything, and I'm ready!" "I am 200lbs—black belt 4 times!" Man later on even sprays Hispanic family with water 11:49 PM · Jul 19, 2026 LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory Additional raw video footage. 👇 MAGA man sprays water on Hispanic family with his garden hose—they are standing on public property. They don't take the bait, "We're not going to jail just because of your stupid ass, dude, we know better." 12:52 AM · Jul 20, 2026
  8. Jonathan Swan is saying that Trump's advisors are in a panic because they don't see a way out of this.
  9. I just tuned in. Did Trump get booed?
  10. Holy fuck. I am pretty sure this thread can get to 1000 pages just on Burnt Orange and White's stupidity alone.
  11. That's how long I was in dentist/orthodontist offices, so yes.
  12. This was the man who ICE murdered in Houston. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/lorenzo-salgado-araujo-family-memorial-service-22348269.php
  13. I am not sure what weird internet sorcery this is, but if you type in fucktrump.com it resolves to this guy's Twitter account: Bill Madden @maddenifico Dear Trump supporters, this is what you are teaching your children to think is presidential. 😳 2:24 PM · Sep 6, 2024
  14. Fuck me. I think the people posting these AI pics from McConnell's social media don't realize that most of us spent years finding the "what's wrong" drawings on the inside back cover of Highlights magazine.
  15. No shit. I wanted to see the mature or adult content.
  16. Chad Prather @WatchChad I’ve seen this kid’s future. It ain’t great. 5:44 PM · Jul 17, 2026
  17. "My man looks like somebody shaved a weasel" has me rolling!
  18. Brother arrested for ... being a pedophile. Cuckturd @CattardSlim WTF! Tulsi Gabbard's brother tried to kidnap young kids with CANDY!!! & they're playing it off as a mental health episode. How many pedophiles can @TulsiGabbard defend? 12:28 AM · Jul 19, 2026
  19. Am I a complete asshole for laughing at this? "Does anybody recognize this prosthetic leg?" WTF?
  20. Holy shit ... too great! Lady C Difficult Woman🤞 @LadyCaroline1 10:45 PM · Jul 17, 2026
  21. The line about filling my tighty whitey slayed me.
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