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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. The Elk apparently belched into a microphone during the post-game presser. I would not want to be in the room with an elk belch.
  2. My dad scared the shit out of me on many occasions and look how successful and well-adjusted I turned out.
  3. Jesus he is enormous. Like a beached whale in black.
  4. "Floppy labia" is the preferred nomenclature.
  5. "And fuck off off if you think this is TMI, have haven't gotten pussy since 2024. Wife was seven months preggo at the at point and we couldn't risk her having another kid." You really can't describe how dumb Sooners are. Having said that, I wouldn't have believed it, but Sooner tears are just as delicious as Aggie tears.
  6. Liucci: Texas, which has one national championship in the last 50 years, in 2006, is not a modern blue blood. Also Liucci: Notre Dame, which has one national championship in the last 47 years, in 1988, IS a modern blue blood. Guess we'll have to win a national championship to make Billy see that we're a modern blue blood.
  7. ANCHORS AWEIGH, MY FRIEND ... ANCHORS AWEIGH!
  8. I think it's drugs. Ketamine and others.
  9. Maybe they are happy with what they have on campus, what they have coming in, and tOSU isn't.
  10. Among all Longhorn QBs, Ewers will finish his career as 3rd all-time in passing yards and passing touchdowns. 2nd all-time in Passing Efficiency Rating (147.6), only trailing Colt McCoy (155.0) and 2nd all-time in the percentage of attempts intercepted (2.1%), just behind Sam Ehlinger (1.8%) Show some damn respect.
  11. It would also cost almost $3100 per U.S. taxpayer. That's the up front cost. Being that we're running deficits, who knows what the ultimate cost, with interest on the borrowed 500 billion dollars, would be?
  12. Sark's been setting the table the whole season with that play. We'll run something that starts out looking like that play, the defense will bite, and then it will be BOOM! so long it's been good to know ya, sayonara etc .... 5-D chess
  13. Listened to a slew of Christmas carols this week. You know what I noticed? Christians seem to be really into Jesus as a baby and Jesus as a martyr. All that stuff in the middle where he treated outcasts and the downtrodden with love and knocked over power structures that favored the rich over the poor and did some pretty radical things? They don't seem to be as impressed by all that.
  14. The chemical abortion drug war will have to wait until after we invade Mexico.
  15. It's Tom Brady, isn't it? He's coming back for his Covid year.
  16. Holy crap ... what do you want PK to do, go down on the field and tackle the opposing QB before he throws? Sometimes, like tonight, the other team just makes great plays, plays that you defend as well as anybody can and still they are completions. Klubnik is much better than I gave him credit for. He'll be a better NFL player than Quinn.
  17. I've never paid any particular attention to @RichUT's posts but holy fuck he's making a dumbshit argument and then doubling down on it. Quinn played fantastically well today. That little sidearm flick to Gunnar Helm when Clemson was in his grill half a second after the snap was awesome.
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