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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. That is SO wrong.
  2. How to get rid of the ultimate welfare queen: https://www.gregpalast.com/elon-musk-batteries-not-included/
  3. He's a double agent, still working for Sark. He goes to Auburn, they look at his physique, and offer him 1.5 million. He goes to Auburn and then beats A&M. Then, if he somehow manages to get Auburn to the conference championship (against us, of course), he gets sick on the morning of the game while going to pick up his 100k bonus which, strangely, comes in a burnt-orange envelope. Mission accomplished, the next season he's back at Texas as a graduate assistant. 4-D chess.
  4. And the only number Helobious needs to worry about is MJT, mean jerk time.
  5. So Nancy Mace claimed that a pro-trans activist physically assaulted her and that she needed medical care for it. The only problem is that eyewitnesses say she is lying: https://www.thedailybeast.com/nancy-maces-account-of-pro-trans-assault-challenged-by-eyewitnesses/ Also, she forgot to switch from her burner account:
  6. From the article: "Experts say most of global Captagon production is now in Syria, with the wealthy Gulf states as the primary destination." That doesn't sound very Haram.
  7. But he's closer to his dealer.
  8. So he'll be out of eligibility when Cam Rising is a redshirt sophomore?
  9. Who wants to tell @valmy77? https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/football/roster/staff/brandon-harris/164#:~:text=Brandon Harris - General Manager%2C Football,Staff - University of Texas Athletics
  10. Speak for yourself. You may need the pain and to watch their families suffer. I don't, so don't include me in your "we."
  11. Supposedly Luigi's manifesto. https://archive.is/2024.12.09-230659/https://breloomlegacy.substack.com/p/the-allopathic-complex-and-its-consequences#selection-893.90-897.138
  12. A family takes a selfie in Assad's palace.
  13. Biden should pardon all the illegal immigrants. Just issue a blanket pardon.
  14. When I was 19 years old I went with a couple of friends down to Alice, Texas to visit the relatives of one of them. That friend warned us about his crazy uncle, who lived alone, it turned out, in a small, rundown house. He seemed nice enough, but after a few minutes he started showing us all the pistols, rifles and knives he had stashed around. He'd say things like "And if they come in that window, I can just reach under this pillow right here and blast them with this .357. If they come in through the back door and I'm in my kitchen, I can grab THIS pistol under the frying pan and this rifle I got hidden behind the refrigerator." I asked my friend later "has he ever had any cause to use any of those?" He said "dude, this is Alice. There's no violent crime here at all. The last murder occurred in 1949, when a radio DJ was murdered by a deputy sheriff. He's lived in that house for 30 years and we're all amazed he hasn't shot and accidentally killed himself."
  15. 75+ Nobel Prize winners say "Robert Kennedy, Jr.? What the fuck?" https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/09/health/kennedy-hhs-nobel-laureates.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
  16. I drove by that McDonald's as the arrest was going down and noticed the Mcflurry of activity.
  17. Pretty sure Sark took that outfit from a dead Braniff airlines stewaress or a 1975 AMC Pacer.
  18. And then he did the "firing pistol shots into the dead body" gesture afterward.
  19. I would add to the above that Carson Beck is one ugly motherfucker.
  20. This photo has clearly been photoshopped, and it's not a good job, either. Look at his neckline. Look at the white streak on the side of his neck on the right side.
  21. WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS?
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