Horn Under a Bad Sign

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It was staged.

Yeah but fuck Ted Cruz far, far more.

There just is no bottom when it comes to these soulless ghouls.

Regarding Allred's campaign: when I was a kid my father had a very good friend who was witty and charismatic and also an alcoholic. His name was Mark. Mark's dad had some land near Brownwood and my dad and Mark and I would go dove hunting on it. Because of his drinking, Mark wasn't in real good physical shape and also he wasn't the world's best shot, but he wasn't a dangerous drunk. Anyway, my dad and I were out walking through the fields but Mark liked to hang around the stock tank because the doves would fly in, land, and he wouldn't have to try to shoot them on the wing. He explained to us that his idea was that he "liked to hit 'em while they are in park." I get the feeling that that's Allred's strategy. He knows that Cruz's support is baked in and that there's nothing he can do to change it. There's also likely nothing he could have done in the last few months to raise his own support. I mean, if Spanish-speaking Beto couldn't win while hitting every single county, football field, Dairy Queen etc ... in the state, how's Allred going to win? So Allred's just going to hang around the rim, rope-a-dope a complacent Cruz, unleash a massive media blitz with about seven weeks left, and ride a Kamala/Walz tide in, hoping to hit Cruz while he's in park.

The line that strikes me is "I have done more for Israel than any person, and it's not even close." Yeah, Yitzhak Rabin, Golda Meir? Slackers!

I love the fact that Walz is a Springsteen fan and I even more love the fact that Walz acknowledges how criminally underappreciated Warren Zevon was.

Good stuff!

Dark? Is that a thinly-veiled racist observation on the fact that Oprah, John Legend, Mindy Kaling, Sheila E. etc ... are dark skinned?

SIAP: Jonah Williams dunking during a game

aka the Elkstapo

If you think that a lack of solid information is going to keep them from talking ... do you even Aggy, bro?

Mike Lindell is debating a child ... and losing. Let that sink in.

I hear she's anti Hannibal Lecter. So she's got that going for her.

Such small-dick energy

Julio's are some great fuckin' chips.

Two men are standing in the way

Donald and Melania at their wedding with invited guests.

Texas' murder rate is also higher than California's and much higher than New York's.

Well he has to pay for his six-foot fence with an armada of security cameras that surrounds his three acre property SOMEHOW.

I don't know who she is, but I could stand behind her platform.

SIAP

Whatever it is, Arch will make twice that amount, and Dia Bell will probably earn just as much as Arch.

For me it's Raskin. Calling Vance "Trump's pet chameleon" was the line of the night.