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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. "Ags have experienced multiple pitfalls for years" is a nice way of saying "we have sucked shit through a straw since Jackie Sherrill, and we had to cheat to avoid doing it then."
  2. I've been thinking that we've been subsidizing the Chinese/Mexican fentanyl industries for too long. Americans should be making that shit at home here in America, with good old American knowledge and homegrown ingredients.
  3. I think his name is Cooper, and it was an utterly preposterous scene. It was followed by the ridiculous rattlesnake scene. Billy Bob, Billy Bob, Billy Bob ... what have you done?
  4. That's authentic Aggie frontier gibberish. 10-1 that is not a troll but an actual aggie.
  5. I am almost checked out. Can't stand the way the women are being written. I feel like there are many other, more believable ways Ali Larter's tits could have been shown. The lawyer chick just standing there when there's a rattlesnake that ostensibly she's afraid of? And rattlesnakes are SO overrated as a threat, anyway. Such lazy writing. I know that it's designed for audiences who don't know shit about West Texas and oil but god damn, Christian Wallace ... really?
  6. After reading @HtownHorn's post, it's clearly science.
  7. Our defense is beastly and he's going to bring his beastliness to it. He's going to be a very wealthy young man in about four years.
  8. Elon may be rich. Elon may have some sort of power. But let's see if he's big enough and rich enough to take on the military-industrial complex.
  9. Auburn is cold blooded.
  10. Texags deleting threads right and left.
  11. What a great day of college football. Four of the top 16 teams lost to unranked opponents, and Indiana lost, too. Nor I. Against a defense that Quinn Ewers walked all over.
  12. Minnesota farmer Jeff Dabe has the largest hands in the world. This photo is unaltered. He says that doctors have examined him etc ... and that there is nothing wrong with him, medically speaking. He doesn't have gigantism etc ... He wears a size 30 ring. Photos of him when he was a kid show that his hands were enormous then. He has 1.1 million followers on TikTok, where he does things like tear a watermelon apart with his hands.
  13. I'll tell her tomorrow.
  14. As one who knows her personally, she's actually awesome. Super smart.
  15. He's already at 11k views and has yet to commit.
  16. Somewhere, Listeater is now about 45 years old. Imagine being her. Imagine being universally hated by your Aggie brethren and sistren. I wish she'd come out of the woodwork. She needs another good mocking.
  17. Back in 1996, after Texas beat A&M 51-15, my girlfriend and I went down to dirty 6th. There were about 400 happy Longhorns celebrating in Maggie Mae's when two total redneck-looking Aggies walked in with their dates. At first everybody was chill but after 15-20 minutes some of the Longhorns start giving the Aggies a hard time about the game. This one Aggie starts flipping the bird to everybody in the bar, saying "FUCK you, Texas. FUCK YOU, f*ggots!" etc ... I mean, these two dudes are outnumbered 400-2. Before they could get their asses beat down, the bartender grabs one of them and says "Look, asshole. You may not care if you get your asses beat to a bloody pulp but it's not going to happen in my bar. If you're aiming to take on everybody in this here, you're going to have to do it out in the street." Somehow, that got through to this guy. His immense stupidity was broken through and he realized that his odds in a fight against 400 drunk Longhorns were not good. He stopped and they left. But he really was in a crowded bar, on 6th street, after a massive Texas victory, trying to challenge the entire assembled Longhorn crowd.
  18. Which is as it should be. It's a hard position to learn and it takes a lot of strength training. Look at Christian Jones.
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