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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. I literally burst out laughing. They aggied it up in the most aggie of ways.
  2. It's self-selecting. They are weird, unattractive outcasts in the regular, normal, every-day society that you and I live in. You might as well ask why dirt falls to the bottom of a bucket of water.
  3. QAnon: who was President in 1996? Huh? Huh?
  4. That is why they are stupid.
  5. I really think that it could be as simple as something like this: Sark wants to blitz more. PK thinks blitzing is, for the most part, not worth the ROI. He tells Sark that he'll blitz more, then just can't bring himself to do it. Finally, Sark is like "dude, we agreed that you'd blitz more." I'm not saying that it's necessarily blitzing, but some philosophical difference. Also, I do think that Sark realizes that Georgia is really his biggest obstacle and who has more insight into Georgia and Kirby Smart than Muschamp?
  6. Amazing that Patel and Bondi are this stupid.
  7. Trump: ""Why is it we only take people from sh**hole countries, right, why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, just a few…We always take people from Somalia, places that are a disaster, dirty, filthy, disgusting, ridden with crime." Having spent quite a bit of time in Norway, I'll tell you why Donald: why would anybody move from Norway to a shithole country like the United States? That's exactly what any of my Norwegian friends would say, though they might be too polite to say it.
  8. That may be the dumbest thing I've ever read. And I've read the collected works of Burnt Orange and White.
  9. Sark doesn't owe you shit. It could be a personal issue between him and PK. It could be that he thinks PK is really good but not quite good enough for the SEC. It could be that PK was angling for a job on the West Coast and Sark found out about it. It could be that Sark wanted to blitz twice as much as PK did and that was it. There could be a million different reasons. Just win, baby.
  10. I think we'll see more and more of them resigning so as to not face hostile town halls. That can't be fun for anybody.
  11. Bill Clinton swimming in a pool with what appears to be a topless Ghislane Maxwell? https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2148631/bill-clinton-pictured-swimming-pool
  12. I think this is pretty indicative of a huge seismic shift in voter sentiment that has occurred over just the past three months. People spend freely when they feel good. They tighten up in times of fear or uncertainty. If I were the Republicans I'd be concerned about this.
  13. Tried to sell her soul, found no buyers. This came on the heels of her disastrous public appearance in a ruby red district, at which the crowd was openly hostile. Apparently, being a bootlicker to a soulless narcissist isn't the way to political advancement.
  14. Rashad Bobino told the true story of how Muschamp was bloodied on Bobby Burton's webcast this morning and it was hilarious. Bobino explained in detail how he screwed up on a play against Florida Atlantic and he looked over at Muschamp, but he looked kind of sideways because he was afraid of Muschamp's reaction. Muschamp knew that Bobino had screwed the pooch on the play and he got so mad at Bobino that he ripped his headset off so violently that it bloodied him. Bobino was afraid to look at Muschamp because he KNEW Muschamp would not be happy. It turned he was not. He said Muschamp's a bit bipolar. Will the shirts say Shaggybevo.com or Surleyhorns.com?
  15. I only have his highlights to go on but he appears to be a very good blocker. Let's hope he sticks!
  16. Cross posting because I'm sure some of you will never read the sweaty ass post in Daily Texan. This truly made me laugh.
  17. Avery Tamsco's social media is brilliant. This is genuinely funny.
  18. The road is long and the road is narrow but all God's children must pass.
  19. Holy shit ... this dude brings the reciepts.
  20. Holy FUCK! I just watched season 2, episode 8, the one about "Ludachristmas." Liz Lemon's parents come to see her for Christmas. Her father's name is Dick. At one point, he says "Remember, it's not a Lemon party without old Dick!" I swear to God, I nearly choked on my Dorito, and there is nobody here to save me with a Heimlich maneuver. I would have been found dead on the floor with 30 Rock episodes running. They'd probably be to season 4 episode 19 or something by the time somebody found me. How the fuck did that ever get past the censors?
  21. "It was God's plan that Sherrone Moore hooked up with one of his staffers, got fired, and a drunk Texas oil billionaire was in position to offer me 2.2 million dollars per year to go to school in Amarillo! Wait. I mean Lubbock!"
  22. Seriously, as litigious as these people are, you think Vanity Fair isn't going to have all their I's dotted and T's crossed. The interview was exactly what Vanity Fair said it was.
  23. Aggies could be better next year than this and still go 8-4. Their schedule is salty.
  24. I liked most of them, except Derka #3. I don't know what that was all about.
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