Horn Under a Bad Sign

How an elephant scratches his stomach

I think you and TwiceHorn are missing the point of AOC's question.

Contrary to everything we've been telling you for the last few months, talking about age is cutesy ridiculousness.

Trump is panicking. 1) It's becoming clear that his VP pick has the charisma of a spoon and was a disaster of a pick. Nicki Haley would have been a far better choice. At last she didn't say all those nasty things about Trump that will now be used against him. 2) The RNC convention was a ratings bust and bumbling, stumbling disaster and his speech was a rambling snoozefest 3) He's got no easy way to attack Kamala that doesn't seem racist or misogynistic. Evidence: so far no "crooked Hillary" or "sleepy Joe" Biden nickname. 4) He now realizes that he's going to have to go out and really fight and really campaign and do all of that shit that he as an old man doesn't want to do because SHE'S going to be everywhere, attacking him at every turn, smiling, kissing babies. 5) He realizes that if he doesn't win he's probably going to go to jail and his former friends in the Republican party will desert him, with the exception of Lindsey Graham, who will always offer up to Trump his soft underbelly. 6) Kamala has ignited Democrat fund-raising efforts

I want Kelly or Shapiro.

The woman who was born to middle-class immigrant parents and who excelled academically and worked her ass off to become an attorney and prosecutor has done nothing to earn this while the man who inherited 475 million dollars from his father is self-made. This is where MAGA is, mentally, folks.

Yup. They're fast tracking Sheila Gibson from garden sales on account of her being an African American lesbian.

That's quite a quote from the fat fuck there at the end. "It just shows how violent they are at a young age." The men are just standing there saying "I feel affronted by your presence here in the country in which you are born, so much that I'm going to come to your neighborhood and announce it to you and everybody else but, this kids are acting violently towards me."

EDIT: Wrong thread

Don't you kink shame me!

Look at this overweight, Charmin-soft motherfucker promising he's going to fight. I'm shaking in my boots.

I've been thinking that Trump might actually quit. Why? 1) He's a coward who can't stand blows to his ego. Losing to a black woman like Kamala Harris is more than he could take. It's best not to risk it. 2) I don't think he really WANTS to be President for any reason other than he wants to protect himself from prosecution. If he can be assured that a) he'll be given pardoned if a Republican wins and b) Republicans stand a better chance of winning with him NOT on the ticket then I could see that he would walk away 3) he's old and tired and probably more than anything wants to go somewhere, play golf, and live out the rest of his days.

Below is a list of everything negative J.D. Vance has said about Donald Trump. If I'm Kamala Harris, I'm having my team work up commercials that say things like "Donald Trump is unfit for office. But don't take our word for it. Take the word of his running mate, J.D. Vance." Or Donald Trump is America's Hitler. We didn't say that about him. His running mate did." This is seriously some easy, easy shit to use. “America’s Hitler” In 2016, Vance sent a message to his law school roommate in which he wrote that he went “back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole…or that he’s America’s Hitler,” according to a screenshot shared by the former roommate in 2022. A villain and a douche In February 2016, Vance liked a tweet featuring a photo of Trump and O.J. Simpson that read, “Here is an old picture of one of USA’s most hated, villainous, douchey celebs. Also in picture: OJ Simpson.” “Unfit” to be president In an April 2016 op-ed for The New York Times, Vance wrote: “Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.” A total fraud During a 2016 interview, Kentucky radio host Matt Jones told Vance: “I cannot stand Trump because I think he’s a fraud…I think he’s a total fraud that is exploiting these people.” Vance responded: “I do too…I don’t think he actually cares about folks.” Stomach-churning, “noxious” Speaking to NPR’s Terry Gross in August 2016, Vance said: “I think that I’m going to vote third party because I can’t stomach Trump. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” “Never Trump,” “never liked him” “I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy. I never liked him,” Vance told Charlie Rose in October 2016. “Reprehensible” That same month, Vance wrote on Twitter: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us.” An “idiot” “My God what an idiot,” Vance wrote on Twitter, also in 2016, in reference to Trump. “A moral disaster” In 2017, Vance sent a message to a friend from law school discussing his opposition to the American Health Care Act, the legislation Republicans want to replace Obamacare. Discussing a possible future career as a senator, Vance wrote: “Can you imagine running as an anti-AHCA populist who thinks Trump is a moral disaster. Where’s my constituency?” Serial sexual assault After the Access Hollywood tape came out, Vance liked a tweet that read, “Maybe the Central Park 5 could take out a full-page ad to condemn the coddling of thug real estate barons who commit serial sexual assault.” (Trump famously took out full-page ads in four New York City newspapers, calling for the death penalty to be adopted in the state, following the 1989 rape of a jogger in Central Park; he never directly name-checked the group of young men dubbed the Central Park Five, who were later exonerated, but many believe he was quite obviously referring to them.)

Through the whistle? I've suddenly gained clarity on why I was so scratched up after high school football practice. I though my coach was saying through the thistle. Dang I feel kind of stupid.

If it's Shapiro ... an African-Indian woman and a Jew will make MAGA heads explode. Shapiro is a very, VERY smart cookie, and he's likeable. The more I see of J.D. Vance the more I realize he's downright unlikeable. There's something creepy about him.

Maybe the tangerine twatopotamus hasn't had time to fully assimilate and understand that new shit has come to light. He is old and senile, you know.

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky? That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

Yup. And something big HAD to be done because the election was lost. This might turn out to be the wrong move, but at least it was A move. The fact that Republicans are screaming tells you that they know this is huge.

MAGA now on Twitter saying that Kamala can't legitimately claim to be part black because her mother is from India and her father is Jamaican.

Just learned that both Mark Kelly's parents were police officers. "You say you're the party of law and order? Both my parents were cops."