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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. You know, pondering that story that I just posted about the sip cousin being a T-shirt fan, I wonder what the Aggie obsession with this is. Having T-shirt fans is GOOD. If you don't have T-shirt fans, it's because you suck. You think every guy working on an assembly line in Detroit who follows the Wolverines got a degree from Michigan? The bigger and more successful your program is, the more T-shirt fans you'll see because folks like to wear the clothing of winners. I remember being amazed at how many Texas shirts I saw in New York in the early 2000s when Texas was kicking ass. T-shirt fans spend money, drive ratings, get into fights in the parking lot ... all the stuff you, as a brand, love to see. Nobody is a t-shirt fan of Northwestern.
  2. Here's another thing that CERTAINLY really happened. We sips are so arrogant that one of us was bragging and started an argument at a funeral! No class at all! But our brave Aggie friend stepped into the breach, pointing out that the t-sip cousin was .... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN ... A T-SHIRT FAN! Of all things! I was at the funeral for my aunt last Monday and my t sip cousin would not stop with the usual crap they spew...... "We are going to rule the SEC" "We are going to show A&M how football is played" "We stole your baseball coach because he wanted to go to a tier one school" Out of respect for my aunt I didn't say one word.....until leaving! "Kenny.........remind me again how many years you are your kids went to tu?" oh....ZERO ! "Well you better hurry home because Wally is having a t shirt clearance sale on sip shirts and you wanna beat the illegals to the line" "After all they have as much tu cred as you do !"
  3. A&M has two top 10 finishes since 1994, 11 all-time, most back in the early days of the AP poll.
  4. “This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore. A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong. And such a people, deprived of the power to think and judge, is, without knowing and willing it, completely subjected to the rule of lies. With such a people, you can do whatever you want.” —Hannah Arendt, German historian and philosopher (1906–1975)
  5. Holy shit. The dude is two white tigers and a life partner away from being a Las Vegas attraction.
  6. Our choices are either that or the man who tried to overthrow our democracy.
  7. Holy Fuck. I've thought about having all my emails have an auto-reply that says "HUABS uses this email address to filter out email to his REAL email address. If you have real, legitimate business please send me an email at X address."
  8. Holy fuck my Gmail has been overrun with SPAM in the last few months. Ten times per day somebody is either a) thanking me for my purchase and including an invoice, which they hope will cause me to send them an email saying "I didn't make this purchase" and then they ask for my credit card details so they can refund it or 2) pitches for some insurance company I've never heard of. Blocking them/letting Google know that this is SPAM does nothing, because the next time it's coming from another sender. At least this shit used to be somewhat humorous i.e. when the sender was a registered representative of a Nigerian prince.
  9. Jimmy Page shakes hands with a young fan at a book signing.
  10. I agree. Since there's no way to verify who the "hi" is, it's more than stupid, it's embarrassingly stupid.
  11. Stop the deep state's political prosecution of Bob Menendez!
  12. We're going to win the national championship this year. Then we'll worry about who we can flip and who we can buy in the portal. Oh, sorry. That's a one point plan. If Hines goes to Notre Dame or USC that's going to be something we regret. He's a badass.
  13. That's just sick and you should be ashamed to have even typed it. Now, TWO five-star DT's ... 😉 I kid. We did pretty well at portal and late flips last year. Never say die.
  14. If we go enter a civil war over Donald fucking Trump we deserve to.
  15. Take your pick. I don't kink shame. But if you choose "Taxi Driver," seek help.
  16. I've walked into rooms filled with nothing but air that contained more substance than these 2-3 assholes "I know you are but what am I?-ing" in the last 25-30 or so posts.
  17. Maybe the dude was just really trying to impress Jodie Foster.
  18. I'm not going to post it here, but there is a photo of the alleged shooter on Twitter. He appears to be a white male.
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