Horn Under a Bad Sign

Fudd's was the bomb.

Holy fuck. She had a dream job. All she had to do was be normal, look pretty, show up at ribbon-cutting ceremonies, talk about how much she loves and respects veterans etc ..... She had one job. ONE. But she was too stupid to do it.

Six bankruptcies

The folks behind "2000 Mules" have withdrawn the film and issued an apology to the voters it slandered. They were also forced to pay a significant amount to Mark Andrews, a voter from Georgia who they falsely depicted as illegally voting. "The conservative media company behind the book and film “2,000 Mules,” which alleged a widespread conspiracy by Democrats to steal the 2020 election and was embraced by former President Donald Trump, has issued an apology and said it would halt distribution of the film and remove both the film and book from its platforms. In a statement posted to their website, Salem Media Group, Inc. apologized specifically to Mark Andrews, a voter from Georgia falsely depicted illegally voting in “2,000 Mules.” The Georgia Bureau of Investigation cleared Andrews of wrongdoing, and found he was legally dropping off ballots for members of his family. Andrews filed a defamation lawsuit against Salem, as well as the team behind the movie: right wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza, and the group True the Vote. Though “2,000 Mules” has been widely debunked by law enforcement officials and the media, including NPR, the film and book developed a widespread following among supporters of the false claim that the 2020 election was stolen." https://www.npr.org/2024/05/31/g-s1-2298/publisher-of-2000-mules-election-conspiracy-theory-film-issues-apology

"All I ask is that you consider voting for a presidential candidate who can legally travel to Canada and the UK." ---- Jason Isbell

Multiple witnesses in criminal cases against former President Donald Trump have reportedly received significant financial benefits from his businesses and campaign, including large raises, severance packages, new jobs, and shares and cash from Trump's media company. The timing of these benefits often coincided with critical moments in the legal proceedings, raising concerns about potential witness tampering. Trump's legal team attempted to suppress the story with a cease-and-desist letter to ProPublica, which published the report despite the threat. https://www.propublica.org/article/donald-trump-criminal-cases-witnesses-financial-benefits

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times for a 34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.

LOL. Meme game strong. He just sold one of them. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/28/trump-sells-jet

I was just thinking that when I think of Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, and the Dali Lama, the next thing that naturally comes to mind is Donald Trump.

This is one of the best collections of Aggie tears ever posted. Ghost of Longhorn Lawyer is right: they're delicious.

LOL .. who knows?

In a joint commitment ceremony in which each one drives a Lambo to the intersection of 6th and Congress? I'll allow it.

Seeing Bill and Kareem looking so old and gaunt. Seeing Vince and Bill and Vince going gray ... Fuck. BTW: they look high as fuck in this shot.

Behold. The Douchenburg!

Bowlsby made 17.2 million dollars in his last year as Big-12 commissioner. LO Fuckin' L. https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/40205947/big-12-paid-ex-commissioner-bob-bowlsby-172m-final-year