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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. I think these Aggies might be onto something. I was in downtown Des Moines earlier and some guys in an Alabama shirt, an Iowa State shirt, and an Ohio State shirt walked up to me and said "you must be a Longhorn, aren't you?" Being that I wasn't wearing anything that would give somebody the impression that I'm a Longhorn, I was puzzled. I said "I am, but how did you know?" They said "from the tarnish of your reputation" and walked away. I was like "damn ... is it THAT obvious?"
  2. Fuck the media. So a bad debate performance is disqualifying, but trying to actively end our democracy and being a convicted felon and rapist isn’t?
  3. No kidding. It's so easy to spot those for whom this is their first rodeo.
  4. Wait a minute. They hired our hitting coach? But I was told by about 3,249 Ags that hiring a coach from your bitter rival was treacherous. I hate that turncoat traitor Michael Early with the intensity and passion of 1000 white-hot suns! My new license plate: FKEarly
  5. My only regret regarding the Schlossnagel thing is that 13-0 Branding Iron isn't alive to see it.
  6. So much talk about golf. Play a round of 18 holes, no caddies, no carts, gotta carry your bags and walk, match play ---- for the presidency.
  7. So what? Republicans aren't going to vote for a Democrat no matter what.
  8. Uvalde police indicted.
  9. This entire page of TexAg Aggie tears was almost too much for me: https://texags.com/s/60230/white-there-was-just-no-relationship-with-schlossnagle-during-time-at-tcu
  10. "I have a Jewish cadillac. Stops on a dime and picks it up."
  11. From that article: "He’s gone now because that’s what coaches do." No. He's gone because that's what WE ALL do. America is the land of opportunity. We're taught from a young age to chase our dreams, that with hard work and dedication and diligence we can get our dream job. That's what ALL OF US do and that's exactly what Schlossnagle did. He went after a better job in a better place for more money. That's the American way, and if you don't like it, you hate America.
  12. You love her, and she loves him, and he loves somebody else, you just can't win And so it goes until the day you die This thing they call love it's gonna make you cry I've been through diamonds, I've been through minks All I can say is, love stinks
  13. They've already put it up on the outside of the baseball stadium.
  14. Thank you. Billy is on right now and the butthurt is flowing like Niagra Falls.
  15. There is some speculation that the Barstool Sports account for A&M was run by Liucci. If that's true, it's the chef's kiss.
  16. Remember when Aggie stole Ole Miss’s AD, who then turned around and hired Jimbo, then bolted from A&M and is now at Ohio State? The Aggie jokes write themselves.
  17. Holy shit. I am drowning in Aggie tears. Somebody make it stop! Wait ... no, don't do that.
  18. I just hope it takes them a long time to figure it out.
  19. You haven't seen "Driven," clearly. They were real, and they were spectacular.
  20. Those sanctimonious, holier-than-thou fuckers don't remember how they cheered when they took Schloss away after he said this
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