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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Watching Javion Hilson's interview at the Austin airport, it's apparent that Texas came in and threw its big swinging dick on the table. That makes me feel good. I mean, sure the Lambos are cool and all, but it's good to see that Texas NIL is not all smoke and mirrors. Even if Texas doesn't get Hilson, other schools have every reason to be scared. Texas isn't fucking around. Prediction: Texas gets at least five five-star players, maybe even six with an outside chance at seven.
  2. Lab does agility training. The result is predictable.
  3. As if we needed any more proof that Tuberville is an absolutely shitty ass person and perfect fit for the GOP. He was trading players like he trades stocks. This
  4. Hines is almost as fast as Johnson, considerably bigger, and allows for positional flexibility.
  5. Fong has an article with quotes from Terry. I can't read anything but the headline but it sounds like it's positive for us.
  6. I don't get this. Doesn't every coach essentially lead recruits into believing that he (the coach) can get the recruit to the NFL? The whole thing is predicated on that idea. Also, what would you rather be, a former player who doesn't make it the NFL or a former player who doesn't make it to the NFL but drove a Lambo in college? This isn't rocket science.
  7. Fortunately, I speak jive and am fluent in Horn4Life, having been exposed to his rarefied dialect since the Hornfans days. I BELIEVE that he's saying that he heard that one of the recruits we're trying to get to come to Austin got arrested on the Comal river today. My guess is that he got arrested for coming to the aid of the other recruit, who was either drunk or maybe committing some minor infraction (not clear). Horn4life guesses that, if the recruit who got arrested had been white, he gets off scott free. Right before this happened, he'd heard that we had two silent commits. We would all be extremely happy with what Horn4Life heard regarding the commits in question right before the shit on the Comal went down.
  8. Whooosh! You made the exact same point that I --- using sarcasm ---- made to the Vol dumbass, which makes your comment that I missed the point I was trying to make doubly funny. I put "Wreckless" in quotation marks followed with a question mark, and then asked, using IRONY, why a parent would WANT his kid to wreck. When I tweeted it I thought it might go over the head of the Vol dumbass because he might not have realized that he misspelled "reckless" or understood how that misspelling made it an unintentional pun, but I didn't think it would go over the head of a fellow Longhorn.
  9. Tennessee fans are some dumb fuckers. Here's a Vol fan's response to Shannon Terry's tweet, and my response to that response.
  10. I mean, let's deconstruct this: Either 1) the God who created the universe is omnipotent or 2) he is not. If 1) is true, then god's vision for humanity certainly includes Gay people. Were it not to include gay people, he wouldn't have created gay people, or the impulse that causes people to be gay. If 2) is true, who gives a fuck what God's vision for humanity is?
  11. No shit. Whenever somebody claims to know what God wants, you know you're in trouble.
  12. I thought she WAS Alabama.
  13. Giuliani's ears have grown a little bit.
  14. Here's another example. They came for Dolly.
  15. Maybe he just likes doing colonoscopy cleanses. I thought the whole point of Surlyhorns was no kink shaming.
  16. I am not kidding. This is 100% true. The girl in the middle just won Miss Alabama.
  17. 1,9,7,8,4,6,2,3,5
  18. I feel bad for laughing.
  19. I would do very sexual consensual things with Jo Jo from Jerz.
  20. Maybe he mistook the giant clam for his wife. I could see this happening.
  21. Fudd's isn't gone. There's one on Slaughter in Austin.
  22. Holy fuck. She had a dream job. All she had to do was be normal, look pretty, show up at ribbon-cutting ceremonies, talk about how much she loves and respects veterans etc ..... She had one job. ONE. But she was too stupid to do it.
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