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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Good Lord ..you better be sorry, buster. I had to talk to my girlfriend for several long, tortuous hours! 😀
  2. I want Texas to win, and think they will, but I also see a pretty good chance of Georgia winning. So far, I'm the only one predicting that outcome, I think, so I like my chances of winning this week's contest should it happen.
  3. I can almost sort of believe him. MAGA is weird. Very weird. Also ... this.
  4. “I feel like Oklahoma checked every single one of my bullet points,” Bowman said. “One of them was being able to play on one of the biggest stages in college football. I also wanted to be closer to home, be around coaches who know what they are doing, and be around a championship program. I feel like I made the right decision for me, my family and my future.” ----- Billy Bowman when he committed to Oklahoma
  5. If you live near Green Bay you can get four barrels of mystery liquid absolutely free.
  6. I think it might for a few. Not many who were there, of course, because they are cultists. But, yes, a few. As I said, it's easy to understand. What kind of person drives his supporters out into the desert and then ditches them in the darkness?
  7. You've never heard of Spoon? You've never heard "Inside Out?" Good lord I'm an old fart and I've heard of them.
  8. I really think this Trump leaving his people in the desert thing could hurt him. It's easily understood and it's just an assholish thing to do. SIAP, but worth the watch, especially the video from those stranded.
  9. In fairness to @Tomatillo, he's a fan of the same school of which Herschel Walker is an alum. It's not a challenging environment.
  10. You try walking when you're pushing 325 lbs, have high blood pressure, diabetes, a bad back, and are on four kinds of emphysema (I refuse to call it COPD) drugs.
  11. Let's ignore the fact that our "trajectory" began two years ago, when we were in the Big-12, and that, as a member of the Big-12, we were one play away from the national championship game last year.
  12. There was somebody on this thread who yesterday who said "Fuck Ketch for saying that Taafe is better than Bowman only to see Bowman grab an INT right off the bat." And then Taafe went on to have a much, MUCH better game than Bowman.
  13. Rising doesn't suck. He's actually been pretty good when not injured.
  14. We could ban Sooners. After all, it is the TEXAS state fair.
  15. We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
  16. You can make a delicious meal out of Skip Bayless' tears.
  17. Skip Bayless' tears are quite satisfying, too.
  18. Sooner tears are delicious. "They are dogshit."
  19. I agree. And in the future, archaeologists could use it to carbon date Aggie idiocy.
  20. Ketch had some pretty remarkable stats re: how much better Taafe has been than Bowman has been this year.
  21. I live trap squirrels in Austin and drive them up to downtown Dallas.
  22. Daylan is apparently a 4.0 student, too. A super smart young man.
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