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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. LOL. YouTube demonetized her channel.
  2. That sounds like a song written by Chat GPT. "Hey Chat GPT, write a song about redneck women and include a pickup truck, drinking beer at honky tonks, driving an 18 wheeler, and babies" Chat GPT responds: Well, I'm a redneck woman, born and bred, With a pickup truck and a queen-sized bed. I cruise the backroads, dust in my hair, Got a cooler full of beer, don't need no flair. (Chorus) I'm a redneck woman, tough as nails, You'll find me at the honky-tonk, where the jukebox wails. I drive an 18-wheeler, or ride shotgun with my man, With a baby on my hip, I'm the heart of this land. (Verse 2) I ain't into fancy, I'm a simple gal, Give me a cold one, and I'll tell you all. About my life in denim, boots, and a tank top, Living loud, loving hard, never gonna stop. (Chorus) I'm a redneck woman, ain't no high-class dame, I'm just a product of my raising, call it by my name. I say "yee-haw" and "howdy", keep my life straightforward, My truck's my castle, and my dog's my bodyguard. (Bridge) We roll into town, headlights shining bright, Tailgate's down, we're living right. With country music blaring, under the stars we dance, In the back of that truck, we take a chance. (Verse 3) I know every word to Hank and Waylon too, My life's a country song, through and through. W ith babies laughing, and beer cans clinking, This redneck life, ain't no one shrinking. (Chorus) I'm a redneck woman, with a heart of gold, In my world, stories are bold. I keep my roots deep, in the Southern soil, Here's to my sisters, with country style. (Outro) So here's to all my sisters, out there keeping it real, Let me hear a big "hell yeah", let's feel that thrill. Hell yeah, for the redneck girls like me, Living our truth, wild and free.
  3. "It’s no measure of mental health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ----- J. Krishnamurti
  4. Just read that Japan, a country of 125 million, had seven deaths related to firearms last year. Four of them were gang-related.
  5. Ha ha. He did, and he didn't even need to. He's becoming one of my favorite players.
  6. SIAP. Goal-line view
  7. I've head there's a possibilty that the game will be played during flash flood conditions from a tropical storm.
  8. Heisman hopeful Connor Weigman is now 126th in passing yards and 115th in QBR in the NCAA.
  9. T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
  10. I think we will find out that Michigan's D is legit and that their offense isn't as bad as it looked but that our defense really is THAT good.
  11. The replies are priceless. "They are trying to get the disaffected “Roman who are tired of those illegal Barbarians, Franks, Visigoths, and Picts takng away our jobs” vote!!!" "Romanes eunt domus" (for the Monty Python/Life of Brian fans) "Latin for Latino voters." !
  12. I agree. His rants are funny. "Get in the books. Get in the film room. Re-dedicate your life to him, and let's go win football games."
  13. A glorious thread on OUInsiders: https://oklahoma.forums.rivals.com/threads/ou-vs-houston.197166/
  14. Fine but not optimal, especially for those of us who want to see him suffer. I don't think it's tossing a fit to recognize an existential threat to democracy.
  15. At his current pace, Xavier projects to 32 receptions and 32 TDs this season. The Chiefs averaged 9.5 yards per play with him on the field last night and 3.1 when he was on the sidelines.
  16. No. Die after losing the election to a black woman.
  17. Listen up, poopwad ....
  18. Fat boy in overalls went down like a sack of ... gravy.
  19. You can still get them from Texas Boot Company. https://www.texasbootcompany.com/lucchese?_q=lucchese&map=ft
  20. I just want to put in a good word for Chisos. I own 32 pairs of boots and, other than my custom-made Blackjacks, which are a beautiful work of art that I only wear for special occasions, I like my Chisos the best. They're a bit understated but they are incredibly comfortable. When I first saw their ads I thought they'd be a Tecovas knockoff but they're much better built. I wore them for 14 hours on the concrete floor at Antones and my feet felt like they were ensconced in velvet. I got the #2s and I can tell they're going to last the rest of my life. I hope they keep adding to their lineup because I want to get another pair soon. I bought mine at the store and met the owner, Will, who's a great Texas character.
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