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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. LOL ... like anybody believes South Austin is 10 minutes from the Texas campus.
  2. Sounds like the native Lebanese and anybody else who cares about Beirut or who fondly remembers how cosmopolitan/international it used to be should demand that Hezbollah leave.
  3. I disagree that nothing has changed. It certainly has changed, even if that change is not permanent. It would appear that a lot of institutional knowledge has been and continues to be decimated by Israel. I would imagine that it's pretty hard to find anybody who wants to lead Hezbollah right now and I'm thinking that, as Israel continues to prove that it can destroy Hezbollah almost at will, that recruiting new Hezbollah fighters might be a challenge, too. I can hear the conversations now. "Hezbollah? Me? Never heard of them. I'm just a simple pizza delivery boy."
  4. Human penises are getting bigger. https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/are-penises-getting-bigger
  5. Believe it or not, even great wide receivers drop wide open touchdown passes. I saw both Jerry Rice and Randy Moss do it.
  6. "Those responsible for sacking the previously leader of Hezbollah, who had been sacked after he replaced the previous leader of Hezbollah, who had been sacked, have sacked his successor."
  7. Rudy's plan to steal the election backfired in Michigan because he texted it to a wrong number. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/03/rudy-giuliani-michigan-fake-electors-text?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=edit_2221&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1727959184
  8. It was a joke.
  9. Exploding restaurant buzzer takes out Hezbollah party of six. https://babylonbee.com/news/exploding-restaurant-buzzer-takes-out-hezbollah-party-of-6
  10. New Hezbollah leader just broke the Guiness Book of World Records for shortest tenure as head of a terrorist organization.
  11. It's become an exercise in black humor at this point.
  12. Or just feign sickness for one game. Example: would some deranged Ohio State fan with money to burn have been ready to pay J.J. McCarthy 100k to wake up sick on the morning of the Ohio State/Michigan game last year, thus probably insuring that Ohio State makes it into the playoffs?
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