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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Cochamps got with CTJ Hornius found a squeeze Who was sharing Cochamp's outlook On the topic of French cheese Texifornia found a linebacker Hornlover found a Lexxus They were all in love with 'crootin' They were doing it in Texas Roll left played with rankings Like a kid out without a brain Then a 5-star from East Texas Fell unconscious in a train They were all in love with crootin' Til they lost a good companion In their clowncar full of posters Careening towards the canyon
  2. The crazy thing is that MAGA is losing their mind over Taylor Swift being shown at the Kansas City games but were just fine with this
  3. West Texas A&M in Hereford to become quasi-religious cultist breeding ground. https://www.click2houston.com/news/texas/2024/01/29/in-the-panhandle-a-conservative-vision-for-higher-education-takes-root-at-west-texas-am/ "I want West Texas A&M University to champion ideas rather than ideology,” Wendler said at an event in Austin last year. also: "Over two years ago, Wendler pitched Fairly on a center where students and scholars could study “Panhandle values” and promote them among the campus community. The idea appealed to Fairly, who has described his own values in emails as “faith-based” and “conservative.”
  4. Lots of talent here. I see Tanya Tucker, Kris Kristofferson, Randy Travis, Vince Gill, The Oak Ridge Boys, Wynona, Emmylou Harris, Dean Dillon ...
  5. Bob Seger and Kris Kristofferson last year
  6. Me, too. Everybody knows elks don't gobble. They masticate.
  7. Sir, you can mock big-league dreams all you want, but who wouldn't want to get married and then try to hit a dinger off the new bride? Taken from their website:
  8. Biden during the debate (hopefully): Trump says he's going to close the border to stop fentynal from coming in. He couldn't even keep it out of the White House! More Biden during the debate (hopefully): Biden wrinkles his nose, looks at Donald, and says "Damn, Donald ... did you poop your pants again?" Make Trump deny that he'd pooped his pants, then say "Folks ... I don't know if I can stand up here next to that ... smell. Donald, PLEASE for the love of God change your diapers!"
  9. And you keep doing it over and over and never pay and the law never puts you in jail because you've been elected president and therefore have immunity. Our only hope now is that somebody pays Ivanka a billion dollars to come out about two weeks before the election and describe in graphic terms how her father raped her. That might not even move MAGA's needle.
  10. More fuckeration from the party of law and order
  11. Wisconsin Republicans just passed a bill calling for banning abortion after 14 weeks. That's got to play into Biden's hand.
  12. He's the stupidest motherfucker on the planet. During his bank fraud trial, he asserted his vast wealth was worth billions. Now, at his rape trial, Carroll is using that to target his riches. He doesn't have the capacity to shut up, even when its in his own best interest. Hoisted on his own petard, as it were. Classic narcissism.
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