Horn Under a Bad Sign

I don't know, but I'll bet Vanessa is so happy to be out from underneath that crazy fucker. I feel bad for his daughter Kai, though. She's 16 years old and, through no fault of her own, is saddled with that last name until she's able to legally change it.

I prefer the much clearer demonstration of this: Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

LOL. Everybody knows it's short for "Mitthaniel."

Whereas I hope he kills himself and they all lose.

Consider how stupid the average Iowa Republican caucus goer is. Then consider that the average student in Iowa scores 1208 on their SAT, the average Texas student 978.

I would love for Trump to somehow come in second in Iowa, if only to watch the accusations of a rigged election.

I'll raise you "Joe Biden has been dead since 2019. He's being played by James Woods." Remember, this person's vote counts just as much as yours does ... more, maybe, if this person lives in a swing state.

I probably said otherwise at some point in this thread, but Harbaugh is a great motherfucking coach. He did all of that and Michigan's last few recruiting classes were ranked: 2023: 17th 2022: 9th 2021: 13th 2020: 10th 2019: 8th 2018: 22nd

My gf said that she dreamed Trump selected RFK Jr. as his running mate.

It wasn't that great a throw. Aggie DB coverage was atrocious. If Niblack commits to Texas, that officially makes Alabama a feeder school for UT.

Agreed. There are proven receivers in the portal every year. If Bond comes, no reason to pay Ryan Williams this time around.

Hey, Sammy the Bull is here to testify as to Trump's integrity!

The space Ketch occupies in the collective consciousness of this board is unreal. Bama going and getting DeBoer and Aggie having to settle for Elko should tell Aggie something about where they are in the pecking order, but it won't.

I just don't understand it either, Aggie86. Whatever could it be?

I'd love to see the family split. We've already seen Ivanka and Melania disappear. "Sorry, pop ... the judge said you have to give up all your money and assets in New York but we get to keep ours. It's a shame but we have to move on."

Tell me you've never been to Eugene, Oregon or Tuscaloosa, Alabama without telling me that you've never been to Eugene, Oregon or Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

I'm thinking we should all get sock Twitter accounts with handles like "philanderin' Ken Paxton" and "Ken Paxton's hairless nutsack" and jihad his Twitter feed in a coordinated effort. I want Philanderin' Ken Paxton.

Ken yesterday tweeted about Drunk Dade Phelan and how he has no honor. I responded that it's quite ironic that a man who cheated on his wife and tried to screw the taxpayers of Texas out of 3.2 million dollars was commenting on another man's honor. Result?

I'm not an expert in UGA fuckery. I saw an article dated Jan. 11, 2024 and assumed that this information regarding their fuckery is new. After a report that this was a routine occurrence, do you think he's NOT?

What the fuck is Kirby Smart doing? "Football recruiting staffers at the University of Georgia routinely drove rented vehicles after consuming alcohol, according to court documents filed Thursday by attorneys representing a former staffer who was seriously injured in a January 2023 car wreck that killed a Bulldogs player and another staff member. In an amended complaint filed in state court in Gwinnett County (Georgia), the attorneys also alleged that UGA assistant football coaches used cash to pay for recruiting expenses during unofficial recruiting visits, which could be a violation of NCAA rules. Victoria Bowles, who survived the car crash that killed Bulldogs offensive lineman Devin Willock and recruiting staff member Chandler LeCroy on Jan. 15, 2023, sued the University of Georgia Athletic Association, former Georgia player Jalen Carter, LeCroy's estate and others for damages in July. Police alleged that LeCroy and Carter, now a rookie with the Philadelphia Eagles, were racing when the SUV being driven by LeCroy left the road and crashed into a utility pole and trees. The lawsuit said LeCroy's SUV was traveling at least 104.2 mph when it crashed and had been racing another SUV driven by Carter for 45 seconds or less. Police said LeCroy's blood alcohol concentration was .197, nearly 2½ times the legal limit in Georgia." https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39287847/georgia-football-recruiting-staffers-drove-drinking-court-documents-allege