Horn Under a Bad Sign

You know how Biden could win the election? During the debates, have one of the questions be a "plant" by one of the questioners. The question: "Mr. Trump and President Biden, Americans consistently say that one of their chief concerns about this election is your ages. Both of you contend that you are fitter than your opponent. Knowing that an inability to stand still is one of the early-warning signs of dementia, will both of you would step out from behind the podium, stand next to one another, close your eyes, and stand there without touching or holding on to anything for 30 seconds?" Biden, knowing the question is coming, would have practiced. Plus he'll have taken half a valium. Trump will panic, knowing that he can't do it. He'll either have to decline to do it, at which point everybody says "what's the big manly man so afraid of?" or he'll have to do it and his dementia unsteadiness will be exaggerated by his nervousness. He'll be swaying like I used to coming out of Maggie Mae's at two a.m.

Sark gambled and came up big. If Texas wins it all ... holy shit.

So Texas has four 5-star players and is currently third in the team rankings. If we flip one or both of Bussey or McKinley where will we be ranked?

Slocum's Razor: if you have two competing ideas to explain the same phenomenon, and one of them is snot-slinging' stupid, Aggies will prefer that idea every time.

I get that, but that's not the issue. The issue is the xenophobia to which it contributes, plus the republican-on-republican violence!

More GQP on GQP violence. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Most people: Merry Christmas! Peace on Earth! Goodwill toward men! These assholes: Deck the halls with Xenophobia fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

What I want to know is why did the hospital call the law? Isn't that a HIPAA violation? What, a nurse calls the cops and says "we got a miscarriage you should search her toilet?" How does that happen?

And it's all being financed by a few West Texas billionaires because the supreme court gave them cart blanche to buy politicians. Dan Patrick got THREE MILLION DOLLARS from a pro-Paxton group in June as he was presiding over Paxton's trial. It's naked corruption.

Woman in Ohio miscarries, is charges with felony after police search her toilet: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/black-woman-ohio-was-charged-miscarrying-bathroom-experts-warn-dangero-rcna130649?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_blk&taid=6586d9ea4990510001728868 This is happening in 2023.

You may be cool but you'll never be Led-Zeppelin-flying-around-in-their-own-airplane with a fireplace cool.

Tangentially, the NRA is having problems

#trumpsmells has been trending on Twitter for the last few days. I'm doing my best to keep it going. Considering his diet and lack of vegetables, it's completely believable. I really do wish a reporter would ask him straight up if he wears adult diapers.

I'm dead.

Welcome, Aaron!

Would an even bigger fuck you to A&M be posting images on Instagram of fishing in the gulf from his giant boat that the Aggies are paying for? He should post them at A&M's game time each week in the fall with things like "Sad to see the Aggies getting beat in Starkville. On the other hand ... GIANT BOAT!" as some young hottie oils his body.

Merry Cervix-mas and a Pap-py new year!

Peter Navarro: They put me in leg irons! PLEASE give me money! His give send go is inadvertently hilarious. https://www.givesendgo.com/navarro

You seek the bravest and finest knights in the land to join you in your court at Scholz Garden? I will join in this holy effort!

Born again Christian and former Dukes of Hazzard Star John Schneider, proving there's no hate quite as special as good, old-fashioned Christian hate, apparently threatened the life of Joe Biden. The Secret Service has now opened an investigation of him. Fuck around and find out!

If it's true that Arch Manning made almost 4 times as much not playing for the University of Texas as Brock Burdy (who may win the NFL MVP award) is making for the San Francisco 49ers ... well ... that's a game changer. Anything approaching that kind of money will keep a lot of kids from testing the waters in the NFL draft.