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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times for a 34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupted failed businessman, Epstein buddy, notorious conman and fraudster, baby-handed orange golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, disgraced and twice-impeached former president, Donald Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.
  2. This is one of the best collections of Aggie tears ever posted. Ghost of Longhorn Lawyer is right: they're delicious.
  3. In a joint commitment ceremony in which each one drives a Lambo to the intersection of 6th and Congress? I'll allow it.
  4. Seeing Bill and Kareem looking so old and gaunt. Seeing Vince and Bill and Vince going gray ... Fuck. BTW: they look high as fuck in this shot.
  5. Behold. The Douchenburg!
  6. Bowlsby made 17.2 million dollars in his last year as Big-12 commissioner. LO Fuckin' L. https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/40205947/big-12-paid-ex-commissioner-bob-bowlsby-172m-final-year
  7. Anyone who dares question the sainthood of The Holy Elk will be smote. Do you want to risk smoting?
  8. I loved the mention of A&M, where he scowled, rolled his eyes to the heavens, farted, then made the "mental masturbation" hand gesture. I think the Aggies are out of it.
  9. Anyone who dares question the sainthood of The Holy Elk will be smote. Do you want to risk smoting?
  10. He probably did it on the taxpayer's dime while claiming he favors small government and reducing deficits.
  11. I made a five dollar donation in your name in 2016 to the RNC.
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