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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. This isn't even the dumbest thing he said in this thread.
  2. It's because Dorian Brew and Devon Sanchez are silents. 😉
  3. I've never had Haitian food but I'll bet it's damn good. We could get a truck, import about 10 of them, work their asses off, give them part ownership, and in about 10 years have 100 Haitian food trucks spread across Texas.
  4. In a twist that I'll bet J.D. Vance and his xenophobic racist base never saw coming .....
  5. It crazy that we're talking about a recruit who probably wouldn't hit the field at Texas until 2029-2030.
  6. 361 yards in one game? Is that good? That seems good.
  7. LOL. YouTube demonetized her channel.
  8. That sounds like a song written by Chat GPT. "Hey Chat GPT, write a song about redneck women and include a pickup truck, drinking beer at honky tonks, driving an 18 wheeler, and babies" Chat GPT responds: Well, I'm a redneck woman, born and bred, With a pickup truck and a queen-sized bed. I cruise the backroads, dust in my hair, Got a cooler full of beer, don't need no flair. (Chorus) I'm a redneck woman, tough as nails, You'll find me at the honky-tonk, where the jukebox wails. I drive an 18-wheeler, or ride shotgun with my man, With a baby on my hip, I'm the heart of this land. (Verse 2) I ain't into fancy, I'm a simple gal, Give me a cold one, and I'll tell you all. About my life in denim, boots, and a tank top, Living loud, loving hard, never gonna stop. (Chorus) I'm a redneck woman, ain't no high-class dame, I'm just a product of my raising, call it by my name. I say "yee-haw" and "howdy", keep my life straightforward, My truck's my castle, and my dog's my bodyguard. (Bridge) We roll into town, headlights shining bright, Tailgate's down, we're living right. With country music blaring, under the stars we dance, In the back of that truck, we take a chance. (Verse 3) I know every word to Hank and Waylon too, My life's a country song, through and through. W ith babies laughing, and beer cans clinking, This redneck life, ain't no one shrinking. (Chorus) I'm a redneck woman, with a heart of gold, In my world, stories are bold. I keep my roots deep, in the Southern soil, Here's to my sisters, with country style. (Outro) So here's to all my sisters, out there keeping it real, Let me hear a big "hell yeah", let's feel that thrill. Hell yeah, for the redneck girls like me, Living our truth, wild and free.
  9. "It’s no measure of mental health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ----- J. Krishnamurti
  10. Just read that Japan, a country of 125 million, had seven deaths related to firearms last year. Four of them were gang-related.
  11. Ha ha. He did, and he didn't even need to. He's becoming one of my favorite players.
  12. I've head there's a possibilty that the game will be played during flash flood conditions from a tropical storm.
  13. Heisman hopeful Connor Weigman is now 126th in passing yards and 115th in QBR in the NCAA.
  14. T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
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