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    Bwahahaha. The CW throwing back some shade at TCU.
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    Shedeur sacked on back to back plays. Then throws it away on third down
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    This is a good ad.
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    No points for BG. Missed a wide open TD pass. Missed the chip shot FG.
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    Yeah, they’re lucky this will only be their first loss.
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    Fan of the day:
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    For a team talking a lot of shit, TCU looks like shit.
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    He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.
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    Second debate ain’t happening.
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    Baby boy was born on Thursday. 8 lb, 10 oz. We now have a 19 month old and a 2 day old. Any advice or words of encouragement for those who had 2 under 2? Oh yeah, I’m in my early 50s. This is gonna make me try to stay young to keep up with them. Thankfully the wife is in her mid 30s so she still has that youthful vigor.
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    78 year old Trump sexing up a nasty 31 year old. 70 year old RFK Jr. getting noods from a decent 31 year old. Play on, players.
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    Not off to a good start. Damn.
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    “Mom, I wanna vape!” It’s catchy.
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    Don’t forget to add in how “SEC intentionally scheduled this game for F1 weekend in Austin to make it tough for Georgia fans. Unfair home field advantage.”
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    Some excitement building down south.
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    Come on Greg. Explain how one of your biggest voucher scam advocates, who is also an anti-gay activist, starred in gay porn movies.
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    First thing Allred should do is call Jeffrey Ross and see if he can hire him to send some Ted Cruz roast material. Nobody cares about policies. People won’t talk about that the next day. But some solid roast material would go viral.
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    Exactly. The Royal We’s son should say, “Hey Colt. Does your dumbass dad know Canada is more liberal and progressive than ‘Murica with higher taxes? Do your research!”
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    from one of Colin Allred's commercials:
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    this is the commercial i saw during football. just saw it again on the local Fox 4 news in Dallas. Colin is gonna lose. but i'll be damned that he's gonna come closer than Beto.
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    ah, yes. the great Hannibal Letcher. must have been a crazy Venezuelan who escaped from an insane asylum who did the shooting.
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    Paxton lost. Judge just ruled on it. But he’ll appeal.
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    US playing the semis now. Down 1-0 to North Korea. 15 minutes plus stoppage time left.

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