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    Yesterday was the anti Ryder Cup. USA was dropping huge putts and knocking shots stiff. It was awesome. But long way to go.
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    props for playing the "original" version and not the radio-friendly edited version. as Gen Xers know, i can't explain to the young'uns how groundbreaking and mind-blowing this video was when it came out. and this song was the absolute jam back in the day.
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    Yeah, that’s why MTG, Lady G, Tillis, etc. are openly calling out Loomer. It’s a plea to Trump to stop banging her. This may actually hurt him. Obviously, hardcore MAGA won’t be turned off by it if it becomes public that they’re banging. Hell, it might turn them on. But if it causes 100,000 thousand people out of the 74 million previous Trump voters to stay home, that would make a difference in certain states. We’re dealing with the thinnest of margins. Trump having an affair with a certified nut job 47 years his junior *could* be enough to make a not insubstantial number of Republicans to just say fuck, I’m done with him. I’m staying home. Not just Trump cheating on Melania (we know he cheats) but with all the shit Loomer has said. Sick, vile, disgusting, racist, homophobic crap. *could*
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    And when in doubt, ask a local! as for Trump banging Loomer, i'm not gonna cast aspersions on Donnie. when i'm 78, if i'm overweight, wear a diaper, have B.O., and in a loveless marriage, and a 31 year old starts throwing some leg at me, even if she looks like a Sleestak, i can't say i would turn it down.
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    great tackle.
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    fuck.
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    shit, it happened relatively recently in Euless in the mid-cities corridor between Dallas and Fort Worth. hundreds of Tongans set up shop there to work jobs at DFW in the 70s, and it has grown to 6,000 or 7,000. but they don't eat cats and dogs. they just kick ass at football. Euless Trinity is a powerhouse because of those kids. it's a fascinating story. but in the grand scheme of things, not unusual. starring Patrick Vahe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlgvPizowJ4
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    Something is going on in downtown Dallas.
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    yeah, the only thing that truly piques my interest is if they play at a really exclusive course that we don't get to see. if they play these at Pine Valley or Cypress Point or a course like that, i might tune in. what they need to do is get pros to put in their own money. like a mil or half a mil, at least. Phil absolutely would have done that. Michael Jordan would do it. then it would be legit competitive. in non-exhibition golf, Irish Open started today at Royal County Down. conditions are rough. this is great. and Solheim Cup starts tomorrow. U.S. hasn't won it since 2017. we need to win this. i'll be tuned it.
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    what? they're eating all the horses, too? there's only one horse left? this has to stop!!!! [soon to be Facebook rumor]
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    Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?
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    delete
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    Twitter is fire.
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    The timing is perfect. They were saving this for the right moment.
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    i think she can win by TKO if she can bait Trump into walking off the stage midway through. it's possible. she knows how to push his buttons. fuck policy. remind the American people that Trump is a failed businessman. he's a con-man. question his intelligence. "He loves to tell you about his uncle at MIT to make you think he's smart. But Mr. Trump is not a smart man." discuss how old Trump is and how he forgets people and events. talk about the crowd sizes. "We had 2, 3, even 4 times the size crowds that Mr. Trump had in the same building." play off of Obama's size joke. "Mr. Trump wants to remind you that he's taller than me. But really, he's a very small man." and do the hand thing. and refer to Trump as weird, and give examples. Trump will be so pissed he'll just take his ball and go home. and that will be a win by TKO.

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