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    hard to believe this is only Lydia's third major. first since 2016. i wanted Nelly to win, but Lydia winning is well-deserved.
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    Nelly with a terrible double bogey on the par 5 14th. Two shot lead is gone. 3 way tie with Ko, Korda, and Shin.
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    They say a major doesn’t really start until the back nine on Sunday. Well, we’ve got a tight leaderboard at the Old Course at St. Andrew’s with rain and wind and cold temps. Leaders are on the back 9. This is gonna be epic.
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    Yellow card for a clothesline. Fuck Joelington. Trash player for a trash club.
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    Scott just went OB again.
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    Nelly got it back together … then just went OB on 16.
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    she was cooking in that windy weather. her group with Lilia Vu and Charley Hull is basically the final group tomorrow. they are all feeding off each other. i'd watch Nelly and Charley feed off each other.
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    Trump is strugg-a-ling.
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    Ted Cruz has bits.
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    The crowd was more hyped about beating Ted Cruz than Allred. He gave them nothing to feed off of. He should have given them a few one-liners. Hell, Elizabeth Warren roasted JD Vance. Allred did jack shit.
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    since they're in Chicago, they probably asked Carmy to make a special appearance.
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    When it’s time for the surprise guest, the lights are gonna go down low, then we’re gonna hear: IF YA SMEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS. COOKIN! I’m guessing the Rock. Dwayne Johnson. He said he was gonna stay out of it and not endorse Joe again, but now with Kamala, I think he’ll support her. And this would be the perfect in your face response to Trump having washed up Hulk Hogan. Bringing in the still relevant People’s Champ.
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    Good lord. Fox and Friends served up a meatball right down the middle of the plate and Trump whiffed.
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    holy shit. BMW Championship is at Castle Pines outside Denver. i had no idea it moved there. Castle Pines used to host a PGA event using the modified Stableford scoring system. but its been ages since they've held that tournament. course is playing 8,130 yards long. but because of altitude, it's the equivalent of 7,350 yards at sea level. and the women are playing their ladies British Open at the Old Course at St. Andrews. wind is howling. that is some good stuff.
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    Thanks for saving us from all of those wars, Donald.
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    "we did things like nobody ever heard of"
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    Trump is speaking outdoors in Asheboro, NC. bulletproof glass.
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    Hopefully no current players pull a Buck Burnette and drop an n-bomb on social media if/when Kamala wins the election. We don’t need that. https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/sports/2008-11-07/699807/
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    this is dope as fuck. Dre, Snoop, and Tupac for California.
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    My cousin went on a date with her at Texas A&I. cool story bro
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    Texas Hold ‘Em by Beyoncé.

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