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Jive Turkey

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  1. Friend of mine got the news last night. She’s a lawyer who went to Harvard Law, so she’ll have no problem getting a job in the private sector. But lots of the impacted may not have it so easy.
  2. Better side advanced. Fuck. Oh well. We’re gonna win the league.
  3. damn. i never knew that. just looked and saw that Jordan didn't make his Bay Hill debut until 2021. shame on Jordan. this tourney has always been really good. clearly, Bay Hill isn't going to go out of its way to include Jordan. even still though, not sure why they'd give an exemption to an amateur at an elevated event (Jackson Koivun), but whatever.
  4. the Champions League post-game crew is effusive. hell, the legend Peter Schmeichel is interviewing Becker now and he called it the greatest goalkeeping display he has ever seen (so did Carragher).
  5. crossing my fingers for a draw, but if i'm being honest, the fairest result would be PSG getting a goal here and winning 1-0. they've dominated.
  6. Becker is man of the match by a country mile.
  7. we don't have any answers. i do wish Kvaratskhelia had stayed with 77 like at Napoli. he and Luka both wearing 77 was fitting. they're both magicians.
  8. thank you VAR. barely offsides. Kvaratskhelia is dangerous.
  9. lucky PSG didn't score there.
  10. Kvaratskhelia is so good. i'm terrified when he has the ball in space.
  11. obviously hoping for a win, but i'd take a draw.
  12. Jordan couldn’t make a move. Knapp is falling apart. I’ve always loved the old Honda Classic.
  13. Did it start with Melissa McCarthy portraying Sean Spicer? I think it pissed him off to be played by a woman, so SNL started doing that. Aidy Bryant was Ted Cruz, Kate McKinnon has been Giuliani and Lindsey Graham. Now a very gay Bowen Yang is JD Vance. SNL is just trolling. But it has to be funny. Yang as JD just doesn’t have it.
  14. Spieth is cooking. 2 shots back at -15. Running out of holes, but he could post something. He’s tied with Dougie Ghim.
  15. CouplaBeers and A Lil Bump was funny. And the midday news segment was the hardest I’ve laughed at an SNL sketch all season. Holy shit that was genius. ”You guys are the chicken people.”
  16. Mike Myers as Elon Musk was awesome. He nailed it.
  17. We should start calling him Maryland Danny Goeb.
  18. Yeah, I fully expect a more thorough explanation about how Gemma made her way to Lumon, what they told Mark, and how they faked the identification of Gemma’s charred remains. Definitely feels like Cobelvig may be a part of that whole ordeal, especially given how she was the Lumon employee tasked with keeping eyes on Mark. She definitely needs to return. Devon is ultimately gonna contact her, I’m thinking.
  19. saw this on a YouTube recap show, and then on Reddit. Dr. Mauer "worked" at the fertility clinic. and the form at the clinic that Gemma signed had the Lumon logo. seems pretty clear that Gemma didn't die in a car wreck. that was just a cover story. @Minute Bull seems right. Lumon found Gemma to be a perfect candidate for their experiments, so they lied about fertility options to get her to go there, and once she got there, they weren't going to let her leave, so Lumon concocted a story that she died to tell Mark. fuck. that episode flew by.
  20. Yeah, he probably should. But it’s clear he’s trolling Trump. Good. That’s the only language those asshats speak. Keep trollin’. Trump said this could lead to WWIII. Some reporter should ask Trump which side we’ll be on: Ukraine or Russia. Make him answer. Trump will deflect, which is answer enough.
  21. Just saw on instagram that Hunter Pond of Hudson House fame (and lawsuit infamy) has purchased Tei-An.
  22. he did it! birdied 18 for 59. missed an eagle putt for 58.
  23. first case of measles reported in the DF Dub. Rockwall County. unvaxxed adult. https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/health/first-measles-case-reported-in-rockwall-county/287-f81ab0fd-e9dc-42fd-a25a-22f0e420a456
  24. it's coming back to Broadway starting on March 10, 2025. the cast does not suck. pretty fucking stellar. Cast Kieran Culkin Richard Roma Bob Odenkirk Shelly Levene Bill Burr Dave Moss Michael McKean George Aaronow https://www.glengarryonbroadway.com/
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