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Jive Turkey

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  1. Pulisic bags a goal in the third minute. great run, great finish. fuck (as a Liverpool supporter). fuck yeah (as a USMNT supporter)
  2. Watkins goal ruled out by VAR for handball. that was bullshit.
  3. This is a fireable offense for the GM. Oh wait. He’s the owner? Can’t be fired?
  4. Weston McKennie scores for Juve. up 2-0. Tielemans scores for Villa. up 1-0.
  5. eh josér. i really do hope Allred drops the hammer on Cruz for the next month and a half.
  6. Young Boys v. Aston Villa and Juventus v. PSV getting ready to kick off. Weston getting a start. Weah and Pepi on the bench. big day for @RamjetFDO i'd love to see Villa get the points here on the road.
  7. Champions League starts back today. 3 days of games each CL week. New format. No groups anymore. It’s the “Swiss Model.” Each team plays 8 games for the first round against 8 randomly drawn teams - 2 from Pot A (the heavyweights), 2 from Pot B (second tier), etc. Top 8 based on points automatically advance to knockout. 9 through 24 (9 v. 24, 10 v. 23, 11 v. 22, etc.) play a 2 game playoff and those 8 winners advance to the 16 team knockout stage. So 8 teams will play 10 matches before they make the 16 team knockout stage, versus the old format where you only played 6 matches. That’s good for the fans, but you’re putting the health of these players at more risk, which could then impact league play. But hey, UEFA gots to get paid.
  8. The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore. So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about. Just gotta make sure they’re brown.
  9. I think this is the commercial I saw watching football this weekend. Or a similar commercial calling him Cancun Cruz. Definitely more pointed. There may actually be a method to Allred’s madness.
  10. don't stop being you, Allysia.
  11. I'm watching the "ABC whistleblower" affidavit story snowball. I've been on the beat that "conservatives are shockingly stupid" but today they've reached a new high (or low). The eating dogs and cats rumors look like Pulitzer Prize winning work compared to this. Let's review. Earlier today, a random blog full of spam "reported" that there was an ABC News whistleblower who said Kamala got the questions beforehand. It also said that the whistleblower passed away in a car accident. The Gateway Pundit, definitely a right-wing site, reports that the website is called "County Local News" and will infect your computer with a virus. At 9:42 eastern this morning, an X account called "Black Insurrectionist - I FOLLOW BACK TRUE PATRIOTS" posted a supposed notarized document attesting to this story, minus the death part, with the name of the "whistleblower" and notary blacked out. It says that Kamala got the questions beforehand, and she and ABC agreed to only fact check Trump, among other things. That's it. That's all it took. I'm not BSing here. There is literally nothing else to this story. Just a random spam blog and a random anonymous account. So far, the following figures have either endorsed this story or shared it as something that should be treated as credible reporting. Marjorie Taylor Greene (reported the whistleblower's "death" and then "corrected" that the person was still alive, with still no evidence he actually existed) Ted Cruz Leading Report (558K followers) Kyle Becker (586K followers) Benny Johnson (2.7 million, recently revealed to be paid by Russians) George Papadopolous (1.1 million) Gunther Eagleman (921K) Libs of TikTok (3.4 million) There are many more major influencers, and there surely will be others, but you get the point. Kudos to The Gateway Pundit at least for not going along with this. Grifters will grift, but I think that MTG and Cruz are the truly shocking ones, and there will probably be other elected officials if there haven't been more already. Maybe with MTG you expect it, but Cruz is supposed to be a bit smarter. In his case, I'm inclined to think he's lying, which to me at least is a bit less disturbing than him actually believing it. Trump will probably start talking about this, and then we'll get more fake "evidence" fabricated to back up the original evidence, along with lectures on how MAGAs have been proven right and this is why nobody trusts the media. Incredible things are happening.
  12. Yep. That’s the “strategy” here. Get the Dems to stop talking about Trump.
  13. Here’s the shootout in its entirety. Go to 2:15 if you want to see the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.
  14. i like Danny filling in every once in a while, but i want Cowboys Jake during football season, especially when they get roasted by New Orleans. apparently Jake hasn't been on IJB for a bit. saw this on Reddit: not sure what's going on. hope it's not issues with Carter.
  15. US wins 3-1 on PKs. Germany made their first, then missed the next two by not putting the ball on goal, then missed the fourth on a save. ze Germans are crushed. stunned disbelief.
  16. US women's U-20 team is in the quarters of the U-20 World Cup in Colombia. we're playing Germany right now. Germany was up 1-0 and then scored in the second minute of stoppage time. i changed the channel. then changed it back to see that the US scored in the 90+8 and then tied in 90+9. extra time is over. going to a shootout on FS2.
  17. some janky highlights. can't believe i saw this live.
  18. Jerry and his pathetic group of “yes” men, i.e., his family.
  19. https://www.newsweek.com/sports/nfl/jerry-jones-sounds-off-nobody-can-f-ing-come-here-better-cowboys-gm-1944557 Keep being you, Jerry. Head buried in the sand.
  20. Straight baller. He put the NFL on notice last week.
  21. Apparently this is real. Not a parody account or faked.
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