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  1. Jive Turkey
    What a sad, pathetic existence. She went from Fox News to NBC with her own daytime talk show (and $15-20M per year) to SiriusXM and having to lie about Trump’s “stamina” at a busted rally before he gets his ass kicked.
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    I’ll take whatever this dude is smoking.
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    Like a dog.
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    "We fight for a new nation that will have chain restaurants, like Chili's." "Chili's, sir? A restaurant that offers nothing but chili?" "No, not really. I mean, you can get a bowl of chili at Chili's , but it's mainly burgers, tacos, fajitas, and ribs. And Southwestern egg rolls." "Egg rolls, sir? Rolls of dough filled with scrambled eggs?" "Not quite. These have chicken and beans and cheese and peppers crammed in a tortilla. But this is why we must win this war!"
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    Always Be Chili's i'll meet @mdmost and @mdleast at the Casa Linda Chili's on Wednesday for a celebration meal.
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    nah nah nah. fuck that. if we're all going to Chili's, Penelope is going to Chili's. it'll be absolutely worth it for Harris ending Trump. she can clean her palate at Dinner by Heston Blumenthal when she's in London.
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    Rush seems to throw more catchable balls than Dak. i know ATL is pretty much prevent, but that was a nice drive.
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    Cooper Rush is not a monster step down from Dak.
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    There is zero chance both Pennsylvania and Michigan are tied. No way. And especially not after the Iowa poll.
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    Freezing cold take last week in the LSU game. One game of tape and Reed is shut down.
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    Feel like this tweet fits with Huck’s post. Gee Ryan, I wonder what could cause seniors to turn on Trump?
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    Didn’t know you were allowed to throw deep on Georgia.
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    Oh my. Wow. Go Gata.
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    we just got confirmation of an "I Voted" sticker from our friend. my wife kept texting and texting her all day. we didn't think she'd do it. i think she voted just to spite my wife. 220, 221. whatever it takes. another vote for Kamala and Allred. whew.
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    then you have to stand up and yell:
  19. Jive Turkey
    wife said tater tot casserole on Tuesday night, Chili's on Wednesday.
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    Simple Trump thinks the guy is saying "who cares" about Biden. no dumbass, he's making fun of you for still talking about Joe Biden WHO ISN'T YOUR OPPONENT.
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    i've always thought that was a massive reason why Kamala picked him. i'm sure Newsom, Shapiro, Beshear, and Whitmer were thinking that if either Shapiro or Beshear got the VP nod, then the others could kiss POTUS away since the incumbent VP would most certainly be the odds on favorite to be the Dem nominee in 2034. that may have stressed Kamala a bit, to give such a huge boost to one of those guys. but i bet Walz told her that if she picks him and they win, he'd be 68 after 2 terms and has no interest in being POTUS. that will leave the race wide open in 2032 for Newsom (who will be 65), Shapiro (who will be 59), Whitmer (who will be 62), and Beshear (who will be 54).
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    Our goal today is to badger my wife’s best friend into voting today. She’ll vote for Kamala/Allred, but we just got to get her there. Her friend is a lawyer who was out of state all last week and has been “too busy” to go early vote this week. She’s busy but she ain’t that busy. And the reason she is busy is because she procrastinates and is inefficient with her time, but that’s a whole other story. If she doesn’t do it today, there is very little chance she’ll do it on Election Day. She’ll come up with some excuse that “I can’t wait in line for 2 hours. I’m too busy.” So my wife is texting her constantly. There’s an underserved voting center 10 minutes from her house that isn’t busy. And there are millions of people in Texas just like our friend who would vote D but they just haven’t prioritized voting.
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    "Headhunting is a coward!" "Hit him in the butt!" whatever Norm said about the 06 Mavs, i can hear it in that voice.
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    I can’t find video of the ad, but I assume this is what you’re talking about. Need to find this. Ted Brown doing dirty work for Colin Allred.

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