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It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude. You're old enough to remember that.

It wouldn't surprise me if he was. Mrs. Pogo and I often debate whether he's the smartest dumb kid we know or the dumbest smart kid.

Then last night, the boy says, "Dad, if I can pee in the shower, can I also poop and break it up into little pieces and squish it down the drain?"

It was all I could do not to bust out laughing and have to explain to the wife why.

I saw that and thought Justin needs to tweet Duracell with some smack about his stats, and maybe parlay it into an endorsement deal.

Safety Dance came on while we were at HEB last night. Instead of "You can leave your friends behind," my son (11) and daughter (9) start singing, "You can pee in your friends behind!"

Do you mean July 2018? If so, your best friend's cousin might be my ex brother-in-law.

Was posted on old board. Needs to be here as well.

Damn, I haven't heard Guyana Punch in 30 years. Went on a ski trip in high school where you take a 20 hour bus ride from Austin to CO. The "cool kids" made the entire bus listen to that album the whole trip.

If that's the case, don't be surprised if ESPN/Fox push to move that game back to Thursday.

I wouldn't put a knife that close to the goodies. Better use

Calendar. Extra week between Labor Day and Thanksgiving.

As was 10/30/99. Major hit Ryan Nunez deep to set up Stockton for the game winner. I also got a speeding ticket somewhere on I-35 driving back to KC.

I could not agree more... with the comment and the username.

The 2018 calendar has 13 weeks from Labor Day to Thanksgiving. The 2019 calendar has 14. Everyone will get another bye week. I like that our schedule is evenly spaced - 4 games, bye, 4 games, bye, 4 games.

I look forward to seeing all these things in the next 2 months. Also, Beck running free down the seam at some point as well.

Agreed. At least Johnson came back in and immediately drew a PI, making it 1st & goal from the 5, which is where we were to begin with.

That was the first drive of the game. We ran zone-read out of that unbalanced formation. On the first play, the ou db shoves Johnson's helmet off and he has to leave. Eagles comes in and doesn't line up on the LOS and we get flagged.

And on the 3rd and 3 on the last drive, all Ingram had to do was help Beck double the LB because the DB he was responsible for was hiding behind said LB. The ou safety was hiding behind the other LB as well. They wanted nothing to do with having to tackle Sam by that point. Our coaches weren't saying "We think y'all are pussies," they were saying, "We KNOW y'all are pussies!"

I got really good at that by my senior year.

We did do it some more. At 25:29 after the ewok fumbles and Hager gets a hand job, we have 1st and goal at the 7. QB sweep to the boundary even though ou has 8 in the box this time. Sam cuts back for 5. Next play, same formation ( both times here Beck started on the boundary side). They now have 4 defenders lined up over Cosmi and Beck and it STILL DOESN"T MAKE A SHIT!!!! Sam cuts back for the score. They knew where we were going and they still couldn't stop it. Fittingly, we did it again on the last drive on 3rd and 3 at 39:57. They're again lined up right on defense, but it's clear by this point they want nothing to do with defending it. We leave the field side DE unblocked and he just trots toward the action. The deep safety hides behind his LB and doesn't engage until Sam already has the first down. 4 plays later, Dicker cements his early legacy. Conclusion: We stomped their dicks all day long with this formation in short yardage, and we only had to add 1 more wrinkle that we hadn't previously showed, that being the sweep. That leaves plenty more for us to do in the future.

I saw us run this formation a few times mostly near the goal line. We probably did it more, but these are the ones I remember. The first is on the first drive at 3:25. I think this should have been the formation, but we got called for formation because Eagles wasn't on the line. It looks like a zone-read, so maybe that wasn't supposed to be the formation. Next play was PI so we got it back. Then in Q2 at 15:45 on 2nd and 2 at the ou 8 after the pass to Sam, we snap it quick and catch them shifting coverage. We have 7 to block 6, run a sweep (new wrinkle) and Sam walks in for the TD. At 20:51, we line up unbalanced on 4th and 2 right after LJH gets shoved 8 yards by our OL scrum. This time the ou coaches see they're outnumbered at the LOS and call timeout. It didn't make a shit. 1st down on QB power from a different formation. Then on 1st and goal after LJH catches the pass while wearing #25 as a cape, we go unbalanced again at 22:02. Beck motions to the boundary, but ou still leaves 4 to cover 3 on the field side. Sweep again. Cosmi looks like he takes out 2 dudes, and Sam hops in for the TD. If anyone wants to take over from there, go for it.

I didn't really even appreciate Banditos until several years ago. It's like the 7th best song on the album. Check out Native Heart if you haven't already. http://rogerclyneandthepeacemakers.com/music/

Couldn't pick just 1 Call album