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Gardner Barnes

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  1. thats not michael scott, its prison mike. He was in prison, but never got caught
  2. He was also dirty as fuck and kicked out of the game for too many personal fouls.
  3. And it’s running out of you
  4. God dammit. Someone put him on the cumstain_of_the_morning list.
  5. Your mom’s pelt was perfect last night
  6. True. It’s best not to engage shitcorn_of the_morning.
  7. What happened in 1987, other than you entering 8th grade. And Hair bands.
  8. Give it a rest.
  9. Not to mention a rebuilt OL
  10. What she did that was brilliant was call it a Trump shutdown in the first 30 seconds knowing full well that a narcissist like Trump can’t resist taking that bait. It was masterful.
  11. This can’t be real. Has to be parody.
  12. It always has. Multiple key players on the 2005 team were not from Texas. I don’t know what the magic number is but I think it should be well north of a third these days considering how undeveloped Texas OL and DL are.
  13. Ahh. Sorry. Thought dipshit_of_the_morning was your sock. Misread your post.
  14. Did you forget to switch socks?
  15. I’m so glad you found your way to this thread from the football board.
  16. Hmm. Well I am sure we can find exceptions here and there and argue in bunches so I’ll start....Sam Ehlinger had been playing QB in one WL system or another since he was 8 years old. He has gotten measurably better in college.
  17. At least these sons of bitches get things done you bastard.
  18. Literally 5 miles down the road is the Frisco ISD that caps enrollment at 5A for this reason. Parents have a pretty broad spectrum of choices nearby.
  19. Try to imagine how fucking annoying these nerds are to seniors in high school. Think back to December of your senior year in HS. What were you interested in? For me it was finding ways to buy beer and fuck. When I was being recruited the letter alone were overwhelming. I can’t imagine letters + DMs + other digital touches + fucking recruiting”gurus”.
  20. Random rants: His dad’s shirt is horrible. I don’t want to be that guy - but I have seen so many of these small town want to be big city types at both my kid’s tournaments. They just don’t quite pull it off. They also probably over cheer. You want to strangle them if their kid is on the other team. $1000 they get divorced when the last kid is out of the house. She wants rose wine and black dick.
  21. Yeah. Dude. Come on. Do t want to be a hater, but that question made me think you were trolling us.
  22. All I see in that picture is someone’s mom that I had last night.
  23. I agree with you. The backups are better passers but less mobile.
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