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Gardner Barnes

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  1. Man. Back when I was headed off to college kids just weren’t that big before matriculating. That’s amazing.
  2. Follow this twitter profile if you dont already. https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD
  3. Every time I see this joke I laugh. Not sure why, I think its the way Homer thinks for a second before blurting out "a Dinosaur"
  4. Second I just finished it. Its great
  5. I read that the group behind the petition to force a Code Next vote is trying to get a petition going for a vote on the stadium. Never underestimate the fucking dickholes in this city.
  6. Not if you idiots only win by 12.
  7. It’s where we all go to meet your mom.
  8. Fuck that. You can’t do tape AND ticker tape. That is bullshit. They are both tapes
  9. Aww man. I wish you had not posted that. This place has been my “secret” for years.
  10. Nothing will change the cognitive dissonance of Trumpkins until they feel it in their own wallets. The agent of change is a nasty recession that hits overspending boomers hard. Unfortunately it will harm the rest of us as well.
  11. The software for developing analytical profile connections is not easy to create. The software itself, is easy to use. Also there is the issue of access to various data pools that are not universally available. A small handful of companies operate on a large enough scale to make multiple 2nd party sources useful. To make truly accurate consumer profiles access to 100s of 2nd party pools are required and while some are in the public domain, many aren’t.
  12. I’m not sure I understand your question. Of course the Russians would not want these capabilities tracked back to them. My point is that the type of data aggregation and profile building that everyone so worked up about is something dipshit 25 year old marketing grads with big tits do on a daily basis. For example - this girl just probably finished creating profiles of 40 year old men that read message boards and then reran the sample against proctologist insurance records for the brand manager of perperation H
  13. Folks. It’s really not that complicated. I sell data aggregation suites that utilize 1st (internal), 2nd(other companies’ internal), and 3rd party(data aggregations like Neilson) data to create highly specific user profiles. You would be shocked at what a marketer, at, say, American Airlines can build with a few simple key strokes. To be fair, the software utilized by US firms is de-identified and is used for segmentation and population building purposes- but it would be very easy for someone with software engineering capabilities to reidentify the data. If you have ever - Bought anything online Had a social media account Responded to a promotional email (like from Home Depot) Given your email address to a doctor or a government Had an account with Amazon Had a Netflix account Or basically ever given anything other than a credit card number and SS number to a US company, you have a profile - and I sell the capability to utilize those profiles. And there are plenty of buyers.
  14. I forgot about that. Makes perfect sense. The worst part about that whole deal is that the USF going under is possibly his fault to begin with.
  15. I went to a DISD high school. We were about 60/40 minority. Frankly, other than the day the cops that beat Rodney King were acquitted, I never really noticed the integration (that day there were protests in the halls and outside). The kids at my school — black, white, hispanic, were just my friends; and they still are.
  16. I honestly don’t think Trump is worried about criminality in his returns. I think he is more concerned with being exposed for not being the millionaire that he claims he is.
  17. JFC. Is bad teammate Derka? That would explain a lot.
  18. Your mom had the second best puffy taco in town.
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