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MrBig

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  1. Well shit, if Mahomes missed as many college games as Quinn, some people would have said he probably would have gone undrafted.
  2. Nothing in the world brings two people together more than hating the same people. I have always hated Ryan Reynolds and my wife hates Blake Lively, so it’s fun to follow this story and talk about a common interest instead of just fucking all the time since my back isn’t what it used to be.
  3. Because RR is a dick. Matthew Lawrence said he was a dick back when they did a movie together in 1998. If RR was an asshole back in 1998, his dickishness surely has grown exponentially as he got more famous.
  4. I prefer the show Off With His Head starring the Marquis de Knable played by the late John Ritter.
  5. Ryan and Blake seem like vindictive shitheads. It’s not a coincidence this all started after Baldoni’s production company decided to produce ScarJo’s directorial debut.
  6. Maybe they’re doing Deion a solid and saying “one source” said this about Shedeur when really it was a lot of coaches and executives saying this about him. Shedeur is cocky and thinks he’s just as good as Cam Ward, if not better, when in reality it’s not even close.
  7. I just watched Grease with my Mom while visiting her for her birthday. She used to watch it all the time when I was a kid. I’ve probably seen it 20 times but I never actually saw the opening scene where Danny and Sandy are together on the beach. Mom always had me on snack duty at the beginning, so I just thought the movie opened with the cartoon music scene. The movie actually made a whole lot more sense now instead of just piecing the romance together from the songs. I feel kinda stupid but my Mom was so happy thinking I was genuinely interested in the movie after all this time.
  8. I don’t know, but sometimes I think that if we had just let Bush put Harriet Miers on the SC, we wouldn’t have to deal with the asshole that is Alito.
  9. All of this negative PR could’ve been avoided if we would’ve gotten a zero gravity version of the tits we saw at the inauguration.
  10. MrBig

    Bert!

    Bert drove me crazy but it’s on Sark for constantly setting up plays where if we needed to kick it was from the side of the field where Bert kept missing.
  11. I think we just found Jon Hamm’s sock account. I knew he couldn’t quit on UT. He’s good for a chuckle but he’s really not that funny. Hamm constantly tries to get laughs by either being a rich asshole or a good looking moron who doesn’t know any better. It’s always the same shit.
  12. I’d like to see a comparison of plastic levels in the brains of vegans, vegetarians, pescatarians, carnivores, etc. I saw a video about 5 years ago where old bread with the plastic still on it was being thrown into a machine that makes the feed for cows. I’m sure this is going on more than we think but all of the plastic outrage seems to be directed at water bottles and drinking containers.
  13. Oh yeah I forgot about that. Jon Hamm and all his douchey jock frat boy energy is better suited for RFK anyways.
  14. He missed a golden opportunity to play Elon Musk in this case
  15. This was pretty good, but it would’ve been better with Elon playing the Sam Rockwell part talking about sticking a Tesla charger up his ass while watching himself play video games.
  16. During serious conversations I picture Elon saying a terrible joke and making this stupid Dr. Evil face while waiting for people to howl with laughter. But all you can hear is crickets and Marco Rubio slurping from his tiny water bottle.
  17. Dazed and Confused was showing at the Drafthouse South Lamar today. Crazy timing.
  18. Anyone watch the finale? I saw it early on Paramount+. Meh. No wonder Juliette Lewis bailed.
  19. You probably think Sark is still getting divorced too, huh?
  20. Saw this on Reddit. I can’t believe we live in a timeline not only where this is happening, but the question of whether or not this snake is poisonous could be a legitimate thing to worry about. Stay classy, America.
  21. Am I going crazy or does it sound like there is an extra whistle sound that’s not from the refs? Maybe it’s the shoes squeaking or I just hate basketball at the fucking Alamodome.
  22. The Browns are playing the long game because they’ve been tanking since the moment of Arch’s conception.
  23. I had no idea Mike White co-wrote the screenplay for Dead Man on Campus. This movie doesn’t get enough love.
  24. Wait until the service ponies get banned and all the bitchy 10 year old girls and their mothers start complaining about discrimination.
  25. In 2015 we had 4 Tier 1 Research Universities in the state of Texas. Today there are 16. There is some progress being made to expand the smaller schools, but it’s still not proportional to the scale of population growth. Even if we doubled the size of the UT student population, there are still going to be thousands of students who don’t get in. This is what UATX is trying to capitalize on for those willing to pay for it. The selling point is their ideology is completely opposite to what “mainstream academia” is today.
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