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MrBig

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  1. People here looking for Quinn content
  2. I’ve got news for you because Portnoy is the type of guy that would do 3 lines of coke off someone’s gooch live on air.
  3. You have no idea how many drunks thought I was psychic because the OTA feed was ahead of the streaming delay.
  4. Clearly we don’t know Bo
  5. Sam had numerous game ending INTs (USC, Maryland) and couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn despite having LJH and Collin Johnson stretching out to make circus catches. People admire Sam because he played with fire and burnt orange flowing through his veins despite playing for a food burning piss monitoring dictator who had no idea how to swing a sledgehammer. Sam’s energy was comparable to having a massive raging boner like you were gonna fuck Baywatch Pam Anderson when the reality was more akin to going home to fuck a 600lb heffer who smells like shit. Herman inspired no confidence in anybody the way he talked down to everybody and Sam still was able to be fired up because he fucking loved playing football for UT.
  6. JPBYL - Josh Pate Blows Yell Leaders. No need for the 5 since he’s been sucking off aggy for years
  7. They’re taking the “ese” out of UTSA
  8. Blake might not even get an invite to the wedding
  9. It’s been 30 years and the Dallas Cowboys still can’t buy a Super Bowl
  10. It was NOT started at UT Austin, rather it was started at UTHSC (I’m presuming Houston) so it’s being advertised as a creation of the University of Texas system. Their Medical Director, Dr. Yousef Elyaman, MD isn’t even licensed to practice medicine in Texas (licensed in Florida) and got his MD at a medical school in the Dominican Republic. He is Board Certified in Internal Medicine with a cross-specialization in Pediatrics.
  11. 40o = Bronze League 50o = Silver League 60o = Gold League 70o = Platinum League
  12. None of these guys look like they scored four touchdowns in a single game during high school.
  13. Fucking stupid family. A few years ago their SVP of PR and Communications, Richard Dalrymple, was accused of filming cheerleaders (that’s why the DCC show on CMT abruptly went off the air despite being super popular) and was also caught filming an upskirt video of Charlotte Jones during a live draft night feed. Fucking clown show that is still living off the past success of Jimmy and the Triplets from the 90s. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33231841/dallas-cowboys-paid-24-million-settle-cheerleaders-voyeurism-allegations
  14. I love Popeyes too, but their chicken wings are ass. They’re only an option when I’m Elvis level constipated.
  15. Popeyes wings always give me explosive diarrhea so its a fitting promotion since his initials are BM and he’s a pile of shit.
  16. Quinn played against UTSA too. He was slinging it and scoring TDs as well. But against the same UTSA defense, it was obvious to everyone Arch looked better.
  17. The Texans didn’t like VY’s agent. VY hired an attorney family friend of his uncle to be his agent (who didn’t have any other NFL clients) and the guy ended up stealing a lot of his money. Ricky hired Master P to be his agent and his contract was fucking stupid with all the milestones he had to reach in order to get paid. QE hires a guy who is president of the Southlake Dragons football club to be his agent. A guy who goes on a podcast saying Quinn fell in the draft because vet QBs were telling teams Quinn was so good they didn’t want him on the bench behind them. Texas Football needs to teach their marquee players how to pick competent sports agents.
  18. 1984 The Terminator A Nightmare on Elm Street Beverly Hills Cop Ghostbusters Sixteen Candles Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom The Karate Kid Gremlins Police Academy The Natural Revenge of the Nerds Red Dawn Dune Top Secret! This is Spinal Tap
  19. I can’t tell if this account is parody or just run by someone from a completely different country.
  20. This is fucking brilliant. Leaning into the kayfabe and addressing the public in Trump’s tone. This will help push messaging across better than some regular boring press release in lowercase font.
  21. That Jersey shore chick with the Ed Hardy trucker hat is one of the reasons why Southwest is doing assigned seats. They need the manifesto of who is sitting in each seat so they can ID people when they start shit. There was also an incident where someone was on a full plane and a ticketed passenger did not have a seat so everyone had to show their IDs to find out who wasn’t supposed to be there and it was a major waste of time.
  22. Here’s the guy’s rap sheet. I’m frustrated with DA Garza but all of this guy’s offenses were before he Garza even took office. The offenses in Wilco happened when Republican DA Jana Duty was in office. Duty was such a shitty DA that she fucked up a murder trial and was sentenced to 10 days in Wilco Jail for contempt of court. I’m not trying to get CR here but it seems that in Central Texas we have a problem with DAs from BOTH political parties letting criminals off with lighter sentences for violent crimes. The 2016 felonies that occurred in Travis County happened under Democratic DA Rowdy Rosemary and the 2019 felony happened under Dem Margaret Moore.
  23. My first thought was that this was the chainsaw guy who did it, or another guy I saw a video of on Reddit who was trying to BREAK INTO A GUN STORE by ramming a truck into it and was released on bond the next day. Like wtf, he’s on video trying to break into a gun store and taunting the cameras to catch him.
  24. I have the credit card so I still get free checked bags. As long as the CC holder makes the reservation, up to 8 people on the same reservation get one free checked bag.
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