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MrBig

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  1. This is how my brain felt reading this statement. Great handoff #3
  2. Remember when UNC had that whole scandal where they made fake classes for the basketball team so they could be academically eligible? BB knows UNC is willing to go there to get things done if it helps with sports.
  3. You complain about people calling Quinn a pussy because he doesn’t want to take a hit in a contact sport, but here you are Karen-ing up this Quinn thread like it’s a Facebook group talking about feelings. This is college football in Texas. It’s not being a bad human to want our starting QB to score touchdowns in the red zone and move a little in the pocket to extend plays.
  4. I know he’s from California but I’d rather have him go to Oregon and get that sweet Nike money than resurrect Riley’s career from the dead.
  5. Banks is gonna look at the tape and analyze the punt protection upside down and inside out so he can figure out how to get that monkey off his back.
  6. Homer Simpson saying “Mmmm Turnover” at the end kills me
  7. For being 5’4” Jill has some pretty big feet and now that’s all I’m gonna think about every time I see her.
  8. I knew he was hurt but I had no idea it was this bad based on Parsons’ reaction. Stay strong DMO.
  9. They took my Swiss Army knife because it had a corkscrew. They didn’t give a fuck about the knives part and said it would’ve been allowed without one. The more you know.
  10. We’re going to have to get this gif thread back up and running in the offseason
  11. I know a big coke nostril when I see it
  12. So allegedly the he spiraled into psychosis following an accident where he broke his back in Hawaii and the surgery was unsuccessful to fix it. He was also seen in photos at a Taylor Swift concert. I was expecting a blue collar guy whose wife, mother or child got fucked out of life saving treatment. I guess rich people are getting fucked by the health care system too.
  13. All these fucking moonballs must be so hard to track because of their stupid trajectory.
  14. Elko trying to digest Riley’s dry as fuck brisket
  15. Our defense is already carrying the load for the team. Having to tackle this guy is going to wear them down and keep them on the field for longer periods of time. There is only so much the defense can do if our offense can’t score any points.
  16. Etienne and Georgia ran on us when they had to, so I don’t understand why people think we’re going to breeze by Arizona State with that dump truck Skattebo as their RB.
  17. Call it the Surly Pussy Performance Ranking (PPR) it’s our version of PFF Rankings.
  18. Ewers v Klubnick: College Rematch
  19. The Bert (#1) problem does not exist if Ewers and Sark can figure their shit out in the red zone (#4). The silver lining of the shitty red zone play is that we are absolutely sure Bert is not the guy and we need to get ourselves a new kicker for next year ASAP.
  20. Some choices Sark makes on offense just has me getting up to take a piss while they’re on the field instead of waiting for a commercial break. Based on some of the coaching decisions Sark has made, I would not be surprised if Sark was the one who told Kiffin in 2005, “we should leave Reggie on the bench and go for this 4th down with only LenDale White on the field.” And the rest was history after that.
  21. There you and the other Q-Anon supporters go with the personal attacks instead of just talking about football. Way to derail the conversation about QB play in the thread about the fucking quarterback.
  22. Who fucking cares? People who criticize Quinn on the field are not questioning his character off the field. It’s fucking weak to counter any criticism of Quinn by attacking posters who say Quinn’s not playing at the level we expect of a Texas QB getting paid millions of dollars.
  23. Dems have completely lost control of the narrative of EVERYTHING, including shit that we are extremely familiar with. Example: The Trans Siberian Orchestra We have all heard and seen the radio and TV ads for over 25 years of the TSO coming to town to play for Christmas. My 60ish mother asked me if it was trans people who were making the music. WTF. My mom is not even MAGA or religious or a pearl clutcher about anything, but she said she saw a Facebook post about someone mentioning the Trans Siberian Orchestra coming to town. I had to tell her that it was the orchestra from all those Christmas radio and TV commercials we used to hear back when we used to watch cable TV and listen to radio in the car. I could tell she felt kind of stupid when she realized what it actually was, but she was curious to know if it was trans people or not because that’s all people are talking about anymore.
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