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The Dems came up with the “weird” idea after one of their interns, who also happened to be a college football fan, asked Coach Walz what he thought of the aggy yell leaders. ”They’re weird.” Walz replied. “If I was coaching with those guys flailing around on the sideline, I’d worry my team wasn’t focused because they were distracted by making fun of them.” In that moment, Walz had a revelation about the campaign. Trump was weird. Just as A&M had deployed male yell leaders to distract from their poor play on the field, Donald Trump had used weirdness to distract from his poor policies and multiple felony convictions. “It’s just a visceral feeling, you know? You see those guys pumping away and spinning around looking like weirdos and you’re like, what are we doing here? This is so weird. We just wanna play football. “It’s the same feeling I get when Donald Trump speaks. He’s talking nonsense pumping up his crowd with lies and dancing around the real issues. The only difference is he’s not dressed like a milkman. Trying to defend Donald Trump is like trying to defend those yell leaders. It’s weird and unnecessary and there’s no place for that kind of behavior in our country.”

The only reason Threads exists is to be a big fuck you to Elon Musk from Zuck. He wanted to capture an audience that was pissed about Twitter devolving into X and threw Threads together to get people back into the Meta ecosystem. There is no incentive for Zuck to make Threads better because it ultimately takes users away from Facebook which is his bread and butter.

Lady in reeeeeeddddddd

I’m really surprised he hasn’t used “Camel Toe Kamala” or “Crack Sniffin’ Kamala” yet. He’s probably saving the really offensive nicknames for his Nazi city rallies.

He’s going there because his crowds have been dogshit in real cities and they look bored as fuck. Going to a KKK hotbed ensures a rally with crazy enthusiasm similar to what we are seeing at the Kamala rallies. They’re trying to get momentum back on their side by showing an enthusiastic crowd, but unfortunately the only way Trump can do it is by visiting a racist town that’s full throated in excitement for him.

He pecks like a bird. Must be a chicken fucker.

I think it would piss off Trump bigly if Kamala got the Village People to perform it at the DNC

Why do they constantly play YMCA? It’s so fucking weird

This ad is indeed real and here is the link. https://scranton.craigslist.org/tlg/d/wilkes-barre-attendees-needed-for-rally/7776083770.html It could be real or it could be fake, but the phone number listed is from Florida (407) 603-2613 and says to call or text for more info. If anyone decides to contact this number please post the follow up for us here.

I hate to get all technical here, but why are they saying his death was an OD? I thought he drowned in the jacuzzi after being left alone following a dose of Ketamine. It’s like if someone was drunk and passed out in the hot tub and died. Would you call it alcohol poisoning or drowning? Does it depend on how much of the substance was found in your system? Either way he was bound to overdose sooner than later based on how things were looking in this timeline. I know Matthew Perry struggled most of his adult life with addiction and I always felt like he would have a sad Anna Nicole Smith type of ending.

We open primary in Texas. I would not be surprised if Republicans came out and voted for Allred because they were shaking in their boots at how stupid Roland Gutierrez would make Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott look. Gutierrez has been vocal and passionate about fighting for the Uvalde families since Day 1.

I posted this gif in the Elon Musk thread. It’s my response to people with children complaining about my carefree, travel filled lifestyle because my wife and I choose not to have kids. People with kids who complain about people without kids is nothing but projection.

I think she misinterpreted and heard “get UP the vote”

I’m all for the down payment assistance but I’d like for it to exclude people who buy expensive cars or trucks costing $80,000+ and then complain they can’t afford groceries and other shit because their car payments are $1,200+ a month.

So Blake Lively is the star of the movie and the director who is also her co-star is being iced out of the movie by Blake and all the co-stars and the writer of the book the movie is based on for an unknown reason. The rumors are that the director wanted the marketing to be more serious and promote awareness about domestic violence because it happens in the movie. But Blake Lively and her husband Ryan Reynolds took control of the movie and rewrote a bunch of screens and their edit made the Final Cut because Ryan is Deadpool and can basically do what he wants. The director was pissed the marketing of the movie had it seeming like a romantic comedy while Blake was promoting her new hair care line instead of being promoted as a serious movie highlighting the issue of domestic violence.

And all this time I thought he was fired because RG 2 kept hanging around the studios backstage.

This has me thinking that maybe Elon wants to transition into a woman. He’s so jealous his daughter Vivian had the guts to transition herself instead of spending a life trapped in her own skin and gaining validation online from a bunch of incels. I would understand the root of his contempt for trans people if Vivian transitioned and then became miserable and depressed after making the choice to do so. But to be so vehemently against it when your child is happy and proud of who they are post-transition is just an asshole move.

They use the same scripted shit to intro their stories across the country. Just watch the video to see all the stations saying the exact same thing about how “misinformation is dangerous to democracy.”

Me without kids when other people complain I live a carefree lifestyle

Oh great, now we are going to be hearing nonstop about the Texas Instruments Immigrants for Kamala zoom call.

There is a long running stereotype that black people never change their fire alarm batteries and just live with the chirping. After watching viral videos from a few black creators I can confirm this is absolutely true.

No offense to the 3rd world shithole countries, but if this country really was a 3rd world shithole, we wouldn’t have so many MAGA incel Trump/Musk dickriders because they would all have hot wives who don’t speak English.

Paging Manny Acho

You see the guy on the very right who leaves, then reappears and starts talking to the guy next to him and is playing with his phone while Talarico is talking? That’s Democrat House Rep. Oscar Longoria from the RGV. He was a co-author (and the only Democrat) to sponsor HB 900 - the book banning bill. He is also one of the Democrats on the Public Education Committee who votes with Republicans a lot of the time. He did not vote for school vouchers last session, but he does take money from pro-voucher groups. I would not be surprised if he is one of the swing votes the Republicans need to get a new school voucher bill passed.