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MrBig

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  1. I can’t look at Shane without seeing him wear the stupid helmet to regrow his hair.
  2. He’s a method actor so it depends on which character you get.
  3. Reminds me of that old Gillette razor commercial. “Parts made around the world, proudly assembled in the USA” or something like that.
  4. This is what people don’t understand. This is not regular politics. There is no accountability. The can be no Achilles heel, no gap in the armor. Don’t admit fault and deny until you die. They are lying to our fucking faces and people believe it simply because it’s the President and the White House. I imagine this is what it was like in the slavery-era when people questioned government officials about slavery and indentured servants. White House response: “Well clearly the Constitution says ‘all men are created equal’ so I have no idea what you are talking about.”
  5. That’s loser talk. Also, the Thai woman next to me is thin, so there’s more room for my enormously muscular body to fit in the seat.
  6. 6. The blonde across the aisle will flirt with me to make her husband jealous because that’s what she does.
  7. I hate to break it to you but the Dems are fucked. It doesn’t matter how bad Trump messes things up, as long as the central messaging is that Dems are responsible for your suffering, Dems won’t win. People are fucking stupid. Dems need to tap into how Trump fucked people and make that into a genuine movement. Dems in Texas can’t even tap into the disgust conservatives have for school vouchers to start a real movement. The division is real and misinformation has changed the way the political game should be played.
  8. You really think these voters will vote Democrat in 2028 after switching from Biden to Trump in the last election?
  9. A lot of our troops/soldiers are cops
  10. Sark and Sean will be much better than Smart and Strong
  11. Once you buy a Tesla, you don’t want another car. I know some hardcore Harris people from the Midwest who still drive their Teslas while being proud of how liberal they are. They have no shame in driving their Tesla because they love it and can’t accept their souls have been stolen for convenience. This is how completely fucked we are.
  12. Cybertruck gets insurance cancelled because of a pre-existing condition: it sucks.
  13. Looks like we’re skipping the part where we turn into Russia and go straight into North Korea type of control.
  14. If you have to explain to a layperson what your insult means, it’s definitely a shitty insult.
  15. I’m sure a lot of the hate is that the video is showing Autopilot but not Full Self Driving. The point is that this camera-only technology is bullshit and dangerous. LiDAR is the future and the Waymo + Uber partnership is adding to Elon’s downward spiral.
  16. Remember when this guy was the one blabbering about Ayn Rand?
  17. They’re all just the Keeber lineup with a charitable label as an excuse to price gouge people even more.
  18. Has Uncle Baby Billy been ruled out as a suspect?
  19. Sam’s deep ball was so bad, it would have been perfect for X to run and catch up to it instead of jogging for Quinn’s under thrown deep balls. And Shane would have been great in this office. His deep ball was great and he could run without doing it like a battering ram the way Sam did. Quinn is fortunate he was able to come to Texas with the system Sark was putting into place. I don’t think we would have fired Herman if Quinn didn’t tell him and Texas to fuck off until they got a real coach.
  20. “WhineGuy69” sounds more like it
  21. I must have misread. Being in an empty house while reading Surly on the shitter with a dangerously low TP level is not conducive to comprehensive reading. If I saw the Chat GPT part I would have asked it to help me out.
  22. This is great! My dad never listened to Carlin or any type of stand up comedian, so I have no doubt this is an original thought on my Dad’s part. It just so happens to be nearly identical to Carlin. My Dad is the type of guy who would’ve said, “Carlin said the glass half empty…” and then went on his rant. I think his perception just comes from years of smoking cigarettes and being happy if he found a pack of half empty cigarettes somewhere in his truck. He had so many empty cigarette boxes lying around, it was always a treat to find a pack that was “half empty” when they were usually completely empty. “The Johntay Cook comedy & philosophy thread”
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