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MrBig

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  1. A lot of our troops/soldiers are cops
  2. Sark and Sean will be much better than Smart and Strong
  3. Once you buy a Tesla, you don’t want another car. I know some hardcore Harris people from the Midwest who still drive their Teslas while being proud of how liberal they are. They have no shame in driving their Tesla because they love it and can’t accept their souls have been stolen for convenience. This is how completely fucked we are.
  4. Cybertruck gets insurance cancelled because of a pre-existing condition: it sucks.
  5. Looks like we’re skipping the part where we turn into Russia and go straight into North Korea type of control.
  6. If you have to explain to a layperson what your insult means, it’s definitely a shitty insult.
  7. I’m sure a lot of the hate is that the video is showing Autopilot but not Full Self Driving. The point is that this camera-only technology is bullshit and dangerous. LiDAR is the future and the Waymo + Uber partnership is adding to Elon’s downward spiral.
  8. Remember when this guy was the one blabbering about Ayn Rand?
  9. They’re all just the Keeber lineup with a charitable label as an excuse to price gouge people even more.
  10. Has Uncle Baby Billy been ruled out as a suspect?
  11. Sam’s deep ball was so bad, it would have been perfect for X to run and catch up to it instead of jogging for Quinn’s under thrown deep balls. And Shane would have been great in this office. His deep ball was great and he could run without doing it like a battering ram the way Sam did. Quinn is fortunate he was able to come to Texas with the system Sark was putting into place. I don’t think we would have fired Herman if Quinn didn’t tell him and Texas to fuck off until they got a real coach.
  12. “WhineGuy69” sounds more like it
  13. I must have misread. Being in an empty house while reading Surly on the shitter with a dangerously low TP level is not conducive to comprehensive reading. If I saw the Chat GPT part I would have asked it to help me out.
  14. This is great! My dad never listened to Carlin or any type of stand up comedian, so I have no doubt this is an original thought on my Dad’s part. It just so happens to be nearly identical to Carlin. My Dad is the type of guy who would’ve said, “Carlin said the glass half empty…” and then went on his rant. I think his perception just comes from years of smoking cigarettes and being happy if he found a pack of half empty cigarettes somewhere in his truck. He had so many empty cigarette boxes lying around, it was always a treat to find a pack that was “half empty” when they were usually completely empty. “The Johntay Cook comedy & philosophy thread”
  15. If a UT football player is going to be with a track star, I hope she’s more like Sanya Richards-Ross.
  16. Wilco cops fucking suck. X is lucky they weren’t shooting an episode of Live PD or this would be the X Memorial thread.
  17. That #1 jersey number is a goddamn curse.
  18. This is like that movie with Bryan Cranston where him and his wife gamed the lottery but they did it by hand instead of using this computer bullshit. This TX Lotto case doesn’t sound illegal, just “frowned upon” since the laws are so stupid to allow shit like this to happen in the first place.
  19. Is Glass Half Empty the good or bad one? My dad always did everything backward so he said glass half empty was the positive one because it was “only half empty.” All those suckers being happy about a glass half full is stupid because it should be 100% full. Who the fuck would be happy about getting a 50% full glass? The glass half empty people are happier because their glass is only 50% empty as opposed to being 100% empty. I’ve got all weekend to debate this stupidity.
  20. Do they measure neck thickness at the combine?
  21. Thats insulting to the married women of Bee Caves who spend all day wearing yoga pants, scrolling through Facebook and Tik Tok drinking vodka in a Stanley cup while waiting in the pickup line in their Audi/Lexus SUVs 2 hours early to get their kids from Montessori school.
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