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MrBig

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  1. The “Beat Ted Cruz” chant was nice
  2. Caleb is so dry, boring, and uninspiring, I bet he’s the one who told Lincoln Riley that brisket looked delicious.
  3. If they try to do that bus shit here again, I can picture Walz opening the windows throwing blue paint and beer bottles at them and telling the bus driver to swerve so they run right off the road.
  4. You can put eyeliner on a pig..
  5. I still can’t believe we elected Bill when he was only 46.
  6. Is Bill really this old or is the teleprompter just slow?
  7. I’m starting to think Tim Walz might actually be a Chinese spy because this DNC is going off with the precision of the 2008 Beijing Olympics opening ceremony. 😂
  8. Walz, Clinton, Pelosi, Buttigieg
  9. Barack Obama could sell me a motherfucking cybertruck. He’s that good.
  10. Damn that “Yes We Can” takes me back
  11. Michelle is great. I don’t know what the hell Viola Davis was watching when she was doing her Michelle Obama impression in the First Ladies show.
  12. Til the vote drops down that box
  13. Replace chip with rally and this is what you sound like.
  14. This is what is happening with Fox News. They know they’ll get more viewers by bitching about Kamala instead of only having 24/7 Trump coverage. Having Pete on gets viewers from the other side watching and sharing Fox News content. Trump has been rambling worse than normal lately and everything he’s saying is a lie. Fox News doesn’t have anything to work with because all Trump is doing at his rallies is bitching about Kamala. He isn’t talking about major policy and all Trump does is complain that he should be going against Biden. If bitching about Kamala and getting schooled by Pete draws eyeballs to Fox News, they would privately be thrilled if she won the election because this could go on for another 4 more years.
  15. Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood would have been better at reaching Southern whites than Jason Isbell.
  16. Every time I see Raskin’s face I can hear the guy next to him saying, “a what now?” in response to Jasmine Crockett’s comments about MTG.
  17. The Dems came up with the “weird” idea after one of their interns, who also happened to be a college football fan, asked Coach Walz what he thought of the aggy yell leaders. ”They’re weird.” Walz replied. “If I was coaching with those guys flailing around on the sideline, I’d worry my team wasn’t focused because they were distracted by making fun of them.” In that moment, Walz had a revelation about the campaign. Trump was weird. Just as A&M had deployed male yell leaders to distract from their poor play on the field, Donald Trump had used weirdness to distract from his poor policies and multiple felony convictions. “It’s just a visceral feeling, you know? You see those guys pumping away and spinning around looking like weirdos and you’re like, what are we doing here? This is so weird. We just wanna play football. “It’s the same feeling I get when Donald Trump speaks. He’s talking nonsense pumping up his crowd with lies and dancing around the real issues. The only difference is he’s not dressed like a milkman. Trying to defend Donald Trump is like trying to defend those yell leaders. It’s weird and unnecessary and there’s no place for that kind of behavior in our country.”
  18. The only reason Threads exists is to be a big fuck you to Elon Musk from Zuck. He wanted to capture an audience that was pissed about Twitter devolving into X and threw Threads together to get people back into the Meta ecosystem. There is no incentive for Zuck to make Threads better because it ultimately takes users away from Facebook which is his bread and butter.
  19. I’m really surprised he hasn’t used “Camel Toe Kamala” or “Crack Sniffin’ Kamala” yet. He’s probably saving the really offensive nicknames for his Nazi city rallies.
  20. He’s going there because his crowds have been dogshit in real cities and they look bored as fuck. Going to a KKK hotbed ensures a rally with crazy enthusiasm similar to what we are seeing at the Kamala rallies. They’re trying to get momentum back on their side by showing an enthusiastic crowd, but unfortunately the only way Trump can do it is by visiting a racist town that’s full throated in excitement for him.
  21. He pecks like a bird. Must be a chicken fucker.
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