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MrBig

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  1. My sources in the Marines tell me that Vance’s couch fucking got out of control in Iraq when he was tempted by a golden couch at Al-Asad Airbase that was seized from Saddam’s palace. He was made a combat correspondent so no one else could report about Saddam’s couch being molested on a daily basis. Seems like Vance and Trump have a serious affinity for tacky gold furniture.
  2. “Donald Trump’s speeches are the worst thing that’s happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger fucking.” -LBJ
  3. To the window, To the Walz
  4. It’s not like you created a VP search thread called Who Does Number 2 Work For? And then said Walz was gonna be the pick in the title.
  5. Walz is the type of guy who was actually a teacher and he reminds people of a teacher who said impactful things and changed their lives as a young adult. Hopefully he can do this to voters in this election to move this country away from the MAGA mindset.
  6. I like Walz a lot. Seeing him this red reminds me of Fools Rush In where they take Matthew Perry’s parents on the lake and they get extremely sunburned because they don’t use sunblock and think sitting in the shade will be fine.
  7. Was it Streisand offering a 700% match? Some PACs use the same voter lists as the Harris campaign and solicit the same voters for money for Harris, but they use most of it for operational expenses and very little of it goes to the candidate. Donate to candidates directly! https://www.thebulwark.com/p/harris-camp-warns-of-democratic-scam-pacs KAMALA HARRIS’S TEAM IS WARNING DONORS not to fall prey to “financial scams” from groups sending email and text messages that suggest they’re raising money for the vice president. Those messages came rapidly last week as a constellation of seemingly innocuous political action committees tried to take advantage of the swell of donor enthusiasm around Harris. That fundraising push agitated some Democrats, who believe that these groups are being run by unscrupulous operatives rushing to grab grassroots funds meant for the presidential campaign. Even more remarkable is that one of the officers at these PACs also runs a firm helping the Harris campaign raise money, effectively working multiple sides of the same donor pool. One recent text included a picture of Barbra Streisand, the famed singer, actress, and longtime Democrat, saying how “excited” she is “to support KAMALA HARRIS!” and offering a “700% MATCH ACTIVE” for donations to help “crush” Donald Trump.
  8. Can’t be written by an OU fan otherwise the text would have said, “we’re gonna drop 8 TDs and if they do Horns Down we’re gonna run up the score even more to 50.”
  9. Everytime Sark coaches with Nansen, he gets a divorce. It happened back at USC and it is happening now. I know they were drinking buddies back at UW and USC so let’s hope that Sark put on weight eating tons of Mexican food and not from going back to the booze.
  10. Trump is pissed off because he thinks the couch fucker thing is real since he saw it on the Internet and believes every stupid thing he sees online.
  11. Was Loreal with him at Banks’ wedding?
  12. I know this sounds terrible but I would try to hammer home the fact that Trump is such an evil piece of shit that the only way to save this country from his incompetence is by electing a black woman as president. If that doesn’t work, you can just say she’s Italian.
  13. You need to emphasize that Beshear and the others are not working FOR Kamala, they are working WITH Kamala alongside everyone else in this country trying to stop the Trump freak show.
  14. He surely won’t be sitting on a fancy couch with Trump in the suite of a Dolphins game.
  15. The Tik Tok pivot is a nice move. My Mom is a Boomer and she’s on Tik Tok a lot because Facebook got all crazy and Trump ruined everybody for her. It’s not just Gen Z on Tik Tok, it’s a lot of older people too who don’t like all the Facebook bullshit. I’d like to know if candidates can ask Tik Tok to place targeted ads geared towards a specific group of voters in a certain area. Like if a Democrat is against school vouchers they could target rural counties who typically vote R (but voters are against school vouchers) by telling Tik Tok to blast a specific commercial there talking about how anti voucher the candidate is. Does political advertising in social media work like this?
  16. I would go even further and assign specific spaces in the overhead bins so people can stop bringing excess luggage on the plane. If your shit doesn’t fit into your slot in the overhead it’s going under the plane.
  17. My father in law is a Republican who watches Fox News but he’s not MAGA. He tells me Kamala seems like a fun person and it’s nice to see someone in politics who isn’t a grumpy asshole.
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