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MrBig

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  1. Waymo is at a disadvantage here because customers have to walk out to the car to get their food. If it was a Tesla using FSD, it would come crashing through your house and drop your food directly in the living room.
  2. Teachers do attendance online and parents can get texts if their kid misses class. This would have sucked ass when I was in school.
  3. We used to tell our friends who worked office assistant in the morning to pick up the attendance sheets and erase our names from the absent list. Kids are just as truant as they’ve ever been but now they cannot get around the technology that counts them absent.
  4. Did they just give up on advertising to Texans? This commercial is giving me Pace Picante get a rope vibes.
  5. Did I miss this earlier in the thread? It’s all I can think about every time the bridge is mentioned, and it’s what Baltimore will saying for the next 10-15 years.
  6. The first time I smoked amazing hydroponic weed, my big brother left me in front of a huge projection TV with a Maniac Mansion marathon playing on the Family Channel. Joe Flaherty’s face has been burned into my brain ever since.
  7. MrBig

    Below Deck

    She’s a bitter woman who can’t handle the fact she was fired from The Real Housewives of NY. My wife was into this show in the late 2000s and I am ashamed of how much I know about her because of all the hours I had to sit through the housewives show in order to get laid. She was terrible then and she’s still terrible now.
  8. I bet Elmo loved The Phantom Menace and thought Jar-Jar was a phenomenal link between human and alien life forms.
  9. This is so cool! Where was it? I had no idea there was a skateboarding thread on Surly until today.
  10. I read that she was charging her Ring doorbell when this happened. Is this true? Who the hell charges their doorbell camera when they’re waiting for a delivery order?
  11. Nobody should be abusing anyone. The point is that Billy Zane didn’t start flipping tables and slapping Rose around until after he caught her dancing with Jack in third-class and posing topless for his art. He wasn’t slapping her around until she got that Dawson dick.
  12. Titanic Watched it with my Gen Z niece who had never seen it. Instead of being into the Jack and Rose love story, she couldn’t stop saying how they did Billy Zane wrong. Watching this now that I’m older and married, I agree. Billy Zane didn’t snap until he realized his fiancé was fucking around behind his back with some drifter. If I spent a shitload of money (allegedly $130K in today’s money) to bring my fiancé and her mother and all of their shit to America with first class accommodations, I would be so fucking pissed off beyond belief and go berserk the way he did, sinking boat or not.
  13. Mulkey gave Grindr the same advice she gave her at Baylor. “Don’t do any of that dyke shit or you’ll get Patrick Dennehy’d.” Baylor or Russian prison, the rules are the same in both places. This is how terrible Mulkey is.
  14. Hey Rick, keep up the great work you do when it comes to tournament time.
  15. Grimes just publicly announced her new relationship with her boyfriend yesterday on Twitter so naturally Elmo starts tweeting about the Supreme Court. How can members of Congress or the Justice Department stand back and do nothing while he rants about immigrants and government spending? Does he know how much the DoD spends on his fucking satellites? I hope Trump squeezes every last fucking dime from him and leaves him penniless.
  16. Comments are saying she was either at Jan 6 or she was pegging Les Miles.
  17. Russia doesn’t fuck with Azerbaijan because members of Congress from both sides of the aisle have strong oil interests there. Enough so to create a Congressional Azerbaijan Caucus to fund their trips to the region.
  18. Rick Barnes is a bigger choker than Chris Beard, we are moving past them in the next round.
  19. I’ve been thinking of those shitty see through MLB uniforms and I always think that George Costanza designed them since his uniform debacle with the Yankees.
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