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MrBig

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  1. Elon has many of the Texas RGV state legislators in his pocket from both sides of the aisle. He has free rein to do whatever he wants down there without any pushback. A few of those state reps are proud Cybertruck owners so you can’t really trust their decision making skills.
  2. Jets are being proactive before he burns down the franchise by going full Kanye during one of his vision quests.
  3. Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. I can’t decide which one I hate more.
  4. SMU pitching the candidate
  5. My brother used to work at Pearl Brewery, all the beers were the fucking same thing, Pearl was Pabst and it all came from the same batch of beer. Same thing with the Land Rovers. They just slap a new name on it with a different grill and you pay more thinking you’re getting something different.
  6. Isn’t that what’s already happening now? They don’t give a fuck what any journalists think. They don’t even give a shit what Congress thinks.
  7. Elon Musk is clogging our big American toilet with his turd of ideas. Our country, much like a good toilet, is one of the greatest luxuries on earth and is not something to be fucked around with by amateurs without a shred of real world experience. It’s like a plumber coming into your house high as a kite and starting the job without turning off the water first. Last week Elon moved into our house and started planning his next move—taking a massive pipe clogging shit in our collective toilet. He’ll say he’s doing it to flush the waste out of our bureaucratic pipes. Right now Elon’s putting his 25 year old inexperienced action figures on the window sill so they can cheer him on while he takes his subsequent shit down our American toilet. These minions are using AI to provide Elon with optimal seat positioning and splash trajectory so the toilet water doesn’t hit him in the vagina. What they don’t realize (which everyone else can see) is that this toilet is going to get clogged because Elon makes elephant turds and uses an ungodly amount of toilet paper. In the next few weeks we are going to start hearing rumblings of a potential incoming major system fuckup. It’s going to make everyone uneasy but we all know it’s coming. It’s similar to the feeling you get in the split second after you flush the toilet and realize holy shit the water is going UP instead of down inside the bowl. Normal people stop flushing and go look for the plunger, but not Elon. Elon and his boys are going to keep flushing the toilet over and over again to fix it, filling the bathroom floor with a layer of shit water. Now the entire country is fucked without a functional toilet and we’re all yearning for the days back when the biggest bathroom problem was people fighting each other in the stores for toilet paper. Thank you for hearing my ToileTalk
  8. Farmer’s…fight? And then they’ll slap their asscheeks and point their fingers in the air before sticking them up a sheep’s ass.
  9. American farmers were also getting paid nearly $2B to feed these needy countries. They might be annoyed by this.
  10. I had whooping cough as a kid and this is much different. Whooping cough feels like you’re choking and can’t catch your breath. Cough syrup didn’t help much when I was a kid. The cough I have now goes away with cheap HEB Tussin if I take it every 4 hours. It’s more like a scratchy allergy cough but my throat sounds like complete shit like I have Strep or something. I can’t even work remotely or take calls because nobody understands what the fuck I’m saying. It’s just so crazy there is no pain or redness in my throat nor any mucus or chest congestion whatsoever. I don’t even get allergies regularly so I don’t know what the hell is going on.
  11. I have the craziest sore throat I’ve ever had in my life. I sound like Robocop when I’m talking and my coughing sounds like a barking dog. The weird thing is there is no pain in my throat, no congestion, no mucus, no fever, no body aches, nothing else. This type of barking cough usually hurts like hell too. I was dry coughing once or twice every few hours but the coughing completely stopped after I took some cough syrup. I just can’t seem to shake the “sore throat” sounding voice even though there is no pain at all. It’s so weird. I’m on Day 4 of this. Any SurlyMDs have a diagnosis?
  12. I’m just saying Mack can’t contribute shit to our team, other than saying to throw it behind the sticks (which we already do, but in a much different way than Mack and GDGD did). Mack would also recommend to keep Arch in the game during blowouts to run up his stats instead of getting Trey Owens some reps. He just needs to smile and wave at the crowd and keep his mouth shut about NIL.
  13. This would be Quinn on the Jets. No bueno. Who knew they said AGNB too?
  14. Wayfarer Studios is co-owned by Justin Baldoni and billionaire Steve Sarowitz (founder of Paylocity). This battle can drag on forever and Baldoni’s side has much deeper pockets.
  15. SIAP but this was one damn good interview with Sam. He’s such a natural at this. 🤘
  16. I’m a Spurs fan. And yeah the level of pettiness towards the Mavs is aggy as fuck. It’s on the level of still being mad at Jerry for firing Jimmy. In 2006 the Mavs killed our chances for a title in a very close Game 7. The Spurs would likely have had a three peat since they won in 05 and 07. It’s lame as shit but the anger is still very fresh and real, and I’m not defending it, I’m just giving frame of reference for why some of us Spurs fans act like complete bitches when it comes to the Mavs. I dislike the Mavs too but this trade is just wrong and fucked up on so many levels. Everyone is rightfully blaming Nico but I think Jason Kidd is the root of the cancer on the team and he definitely had a hand in this too. I really hope yall get something else out of this trade eventually down the line because it’s pretty fucking sad what just happened to you guys.
  17. 77? Being a Spurs fan I just thought the highest number was 50. I had no idea the NBA was giving players NFL type numbers.
  18. We already throw it behind the sticks so Mack can’t really help as an analyst if we’re already doing what he knows. He just wants to be part of the Arch madness success after getting dumped for BB at UNC.
  19. This crash is giving some Jenni Rivera vibes the way it just went straight into the ground.
  20. Level-headed
  21. Interviewer: “What comes with your last name that we can’t understand because we don’t have it?” Arch: “I think a lot of undeserved attention. But hopefully it gets more deserving in the next few months.”
  22. Pardon sex must be the ultimate
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